I've been having writer's block with my other stories and had a random thought that goes along side my story Monkey Bite, but decided to post this as a one shot. I honestly really dislike the Goten/Trunks pairing and normally avoid them. This is the closest to that I think I will ever get to that.
Disclaimer: I do not own DB/Z/GT
Goten and Trunks were talking and came up with an idea and approached their parents about it in the mess hall. Trunks started "Mom, Dad, Goten and I were talking and we figured that since you said no sex we figured that meant with the opposite sex and that is the reason we are on this trip to dad's and Goku's home world…" Goten finishes "Sooo… we were thinking what if…" Vegeta interrupts "NO, there is no such thing as a gay sayian". Bulma interjects "But there is such thing as a gay human." Vegeta glares at Bulma "I know and am aware of the homosexuals on your back water planet. If Kakarot here were not married, I would wonder if he was the first known gay sayian because he grew up thinking he was human. "Hey! that's not very nice Vegeta." Goku complained Bulma gets up from her spot and stands in front of Vegeta and smacks him across the face. Vegeta snaps back to facing her "What the hell was that for woman!" Bulma retorts "For your in…form…a…tion I have an uncle that's gay and every so often I go shopping with him, he has some of the best fashion since. That is where I get my fashion since from besides from my mom, thank you very much." She calms herself down and faces the boys who are know scared stiff "now boys I must agree with Vegeta, but on the bases that when we said no sex that means NO SEX."
Goten and Trunks look at each other and back at the parents "Gotcha we were just verifying." They turned around and left the room. After they were gone Videl busted out laughing between fits of laughter she said "Hey, ChiChi remember how you were getting a riled up because I was teasing Goten about being gay."
A/N: I am going to leave it there. Let me know what you think. I am still trying to work on Monkey Bite.