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What Happened To Dorothy
1: After Endless Waltz, Dorothy was tired of being some military person, and became a prostitute. She also changed her name to Whoreothy.
2: While on one of her uh... daily visits to the barbershop (She was getting her daily eyebrow trimming) the Barber "accidentally" chopped off her head in the process.
3: She was "accidentally" stepped on, and crushed, by SandRock... after I paid it twenty bucks!!
4: While strolling along one Saturday on Colony FHGFGTTMGBG2984GIYT865985985cGKI8jhgJYDgudh*^&^$*^(^$769847698543076, she was hit by a bus. She was taken to the local hospital, but Quatre "accidentally" pulled the plug on her.
5: She "accidentally" went swimming near a nuclear power plant. (Relena gave her the "directions" to the nearest "beach") Her eyebrows came to life, and.... ate her.
6: Someone *coughHeerocough* did their part for the environment, and put a paper bag over her head. She got lost inside, and died three days later because of lack of food and water.
7: She got a sex change, and is now a male stripper named Bob.
8: While she was on a trip to the zoo, a rabid Beaver got loose and bit her. She then bit two other people and was put to sleep at a local pound.
9: She got sucked into the world of "Creatures" and was eaten by a Grendel. The Grendel then got sick and died. That poor Grendel....
10: She was tired of being some dumb blonde, so she decided to go back to her former self. An old lady with gray hair! Haven't you ever wondered why her eyebrows were gray, and not the rest of her hair?
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What Happened To Dorothy
1: After Endless Waltz, Dorothy was tired of being some military person, and became a prostitute. She also changed her name to Whoreothy.
2: While on one of her uh... daily visits to the barbershop (She was getting her daily eyebrow trimming) the Barber "accidentally" chopped off her head in the process.
3: She was "accidentally" stepped on, and crushed, by SandRock... after I paid it twenty bucks!!
4: While strolling along one Saturday on Colony FHGFGTTMGBG2984GIYT865985985cGKI8jhgJYDgudh*^&^$*^(^$769847698543076, she was hit by a bus. She was taken to the local hospital, but Quatre "accidentally" pulled the plug on her.
5: She "accidentally" went swimming near a nuclear power plant. (Relena gave her the "directions" to the nearest "beach") Her eyebrows came to life, and.... ate her.
6: Someone *coughHeerocough* did their part for the environment, and put a paper bag over her head. She got lost inside, and died three days later because of lack of food and water.
7: She got a sex change, and is now a male stripper named Bob.
8: While she was on a trip to the zoo, a rabid Beaver got loose and bit her. She then bit two other people and was put to sleep at a local pound.
9: She got sucked into the world of "Creatures" and was eaten by a Grendel. The Grendel then got sick and died. That poor Grendel....
10: She was tired of being some dumb blonde, so she decided to go back to her former self. An old lady with gray hair! Haven't you ever wondered why her eyebrows were gray, and not the rest of her hair?
Hope you liked it! Please review!!!