"Hi I'm Gregg and this is "How to be Gay!" Today we have Baxter and Forthinton with us. Say hi Baxter and Forthinton."

Baxter was confused by what the fox was doing.

"Uh...hi?" said the pink dog "It's nice to meet you...I guess? What exactly is going o-"

"BA BUM BUM BUM" interrupted Forthinton, a yellow cat.

"Odd way to hi" said the host, a gay fox in a leather jacket. "but I'm not one to judge. Anyways it's time for question 1!"

The dog had a realization "OH! I get it now! It's a game show!"

"Darn right it is!" said the fox "Anyways, Question 1:When did you 2 first meet?"

"Wut." siad Baxter

"THAT'S THE QUESTION YOU MORON!" said Gregg, getting irritated

"Well It's funny story," said Forthinton "We actually meet at senior year in high school, he was a rebel and I was the class clown."

Gregg sniffed "It almost brang tears to my eyes. You get 45/50 points."

Baxter is confused still "What but that was-"

"Question 2. Do you think that I'm gay?" Gregg spoke with kitten eyes.

"Yes," said Baxter "But it's OK to fall in love with people. You don't need to b-"

"Good +50 points for you." said the gay fox.

"Ok seriously how does that give me any-"

"Time for a Math Question!" said the host, interrupting the dog yet again

"Oh good I love math!" said the cat

"Using the Pythagorean theorem find c if a is 5 and b is 4"

"Simple! Since the Pythagorean theorem is a^2+b^2=c^2 then that means we first have to find 5 squared, which is 25, and 4 squared, which is 16. Add them together and you get 41. Now all that's left is to find the square root which is around 6.4 rounded to the nearest tenth"

"Good job +5 points for you!"

"That means were tied..." said Baxter. "...in the worlds weirdest game show ever. So whoever answers the next question correctly wins the game or does that mean we all got tricked into answering useless questions?"

"Except the math one. That was educational." the cat said

"FINAL QUESTION!" said Gregg

Both dog and cat looked at the host wondering what the question will be. They waited 1 second, 4 seconds, 9 seconds, 16 seconds, 25 seconds. Once they reached 36 the question was spoke.

"Would you marry each other?"

Both the cat and dog then walked out of the room slowly, then got on their planes and played badminton, which is by far the gayest thing that they could have done.