FANFICS! PEOPLE! STUFF! CAFFEINE! SUGAR! CRACK! WOOHOO! LET THE RANDOMNESS BEGIN! ! EVEN IF YOU DO NOT LIKE EXTREME RANDOMNESS, EXPLOSIONS, AND SUGAR RUSHES, THEN DO NOT FLAME, CAUSE I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD BE VERY RANDOM!
L was in his office thingy, doing whatever L does. However, someone had swiped all of the sweets from the whole state, so he had no sugar, and his thoughts were all screwy.
I like trains. They're cool.
Cupcakes are rabbits.
I believe I can fly!
Why is the author not sucking on ice? It's hot out today...
Oh, right! *takes ice and plops it in mouth*
Anyway, L felt like taking a walk, but when he opened the door, he found Near collapsed on the ground, unconscious.
"OMG! HE'S SUFFERING FROM TOY WITHDRAWAL!" L yells (A/N: RHYME MAGICALNESS!).
So, he rushed Near to the hospital, but he also collapsed halfway. Some ambulance dudes found them, and they put the two in their ambulance and took them to the hospital while singing the Scooby-Doo theme song. The doctors there gave L some sugar pills and Near a Rubix Cube, and they were instantly better and walked off.
As the chapter draws to a close, Mello breaks through the screen and yells, "GIMME BACK MY CHOCOLATE, BITCH!
I'm gonna be serious during the ANs at the end. As I said when I was still random, I warned you that this will be very random, so if you don't likey..why did you even click this fic?
Kiwipichu, signing off! (lol, that exit was lame...)