Kurt:

1. Kurt hates how none of the guys in glee will touch him unless it's absolutely necessary. Sometimes he just wants to scream, "It's not contagious!"

2. Kurt had been having a bad day – he'd been slushied three times (all with different flavours so now not even his emergency, emergency set of clothes was clean) and Karofsky decided to push him through an unlocked door which just happened to open onto a ramp. Kurt went tumbling down for like 10 metres before he managed to stop. Kurt was pissed and he was hurt and God, he was just tired, you know? So, that's how Puck found him. Sitting at the bottom of an abandoned ramp at the back of the school. Kurt's man enough to admit he was crying. After what looked like a painful inner debate, Puck collapsed next to him and what killed Kurt was that even now, with Kurt obviously not okay, Puck was still a good 10 inches away and obviously not planning on doing anything to comfort him. And that just hurt. So, Kurt broke down, completely and utterly broke and screamed at Puck all those things he's always wanted to say – he's not contagious, he's not going to molest him, how glee guys say they're all okay with him being gay but are obviously not and they're all hypocrites anyway because to them it's okay for Britt and Santana to be together but not for Kurt and some guy. Some guy he'll probably never find in this shit-hole town. He thinks there may have been some other things in there somewhere but that was the gist of it.

3. Kurt loves how whenever Puck sees him now, he'll sling an arm over his shoulders or nudge his shoulder or how in glee he'll ask Kurt for help with a dance moves and doesn't freak out when Kurt has to touch him to reposition a hand or a leg or something. What Kurt loves even more is that when the Glee club confronted them about being boyfriends Puck just rolled with it - turned and leered openly at Kurt saying "I'm not saying I wouldn't do Hummel because, Dude, have you seen that ass? All I'm saying, totally not against the skinny jeans," and Kurt just laughed, much to the surprise of the club and shot back with a smirk, "Sorry, Noah. You're not my type," and it sort of snowballed from there – "What, hot's not your type? Have you seen my guns?" "Noah, who hasn't seen you're guns? I just go for guys who have even a mediocre level of intelligence." "Dude, I'm passing English!" "Because you banged the teacher." "So?" "Look, you're not boyfriend material. Although, friends with benefits... that we could do." Puck just laughed as the Glee Club sat unbelieving of the easy camaraderie between them. Slinging an arm around Kurt's shoulder and dragging him to a set of chairs, Puck continued talking to Kurt as if the entire Glee Club and probably school didn't just accuse him of being gay. Kurt will admit, he was a little in love with Puck at that moment.

4. When Kurt's having a really bad day or something bad has happened he'll buy milk duds. Rachael's Dads brought her water; Kurt's dad brought him milk duds. So now whenever Kurt has a box, his Dad drops everything to see what was wrong with his baby boy. Kurt will always, no matter what, say his Dad is the best one in the world. It's only the truth, after all.

5. When Kurt met Blaine, the first thing he thought was actually, "Damn!". However, he tells Blaine it was something a little more sophisticated and that he wasn't completely taken over by hormones. Although, he's starting to think that Blaine wouldn't mind.

6. His Dad's favourite story about Kurt isn't the time he was kicker on the football team or anything. It's actually the time when Kurt was eight and his Dad read him Cinderella. The way he tells it, Kurt was just about asleep when he looked up at his Dad, big green eyes all sleepy and said "I'm going to marry a prince like him."

7. Kurt's favourite part of the story is the part that his Dad doesn't tell. The part where his Dad leant down, kissed his forehead and said "I know."

8. His favourite memory of like, all time, is actually from when he was on the football team. His team mates were all at the after party, Kurt because Finn dragged him and Finn because Quinn was going. Half way through the night Karofsky started complaining about how something was wrong with his car's engine, so of course, all the guys trudge out to offer their 'expert' advice. Out of curiosity, Kurt followed. But after ten minutes of watching Karaofsky practically decimate his own engine with a wrench, Kurt couldn't stand it anymore. Kurt remembers exclaiming "Out of the way!" and probably because they were so surprised the gay kid was even interested in what they were doing to the car, they split like the Dead Sea. Kurt sauntered up to a stunned Karofsky and held out his hand for the wrench. Wordlessly, the wrench was handed over to him and in absolute silence Kurt undid all the damage done and fixed the original problem. He straightened up to find the entire football team gaping at him. He handed the wrench back with a raised eyebrow and ever so casually said, "That should do it". Practically strutting, he called back over his shoulder to the stunned mass, "I'm gay. Still male, though". Kurt's Diva side worshipped him in that moment.

9. Kurt's pet peeve is people who write on their hands. It makes him shudder to think about all his work to keep his skin absolutely perfect just to have ink seep into his hands and ugh. He doesn't even want to think about it.

10. He's willing to admit that he's a little naïve about things. And no, he's not ready for sex, yet. But damn it, if Blaine doesn't start to do more than kiss him chastely he's going to positively maul him. 'Cause hey, he's a teenager with all the hormones attached. And unless Blaine is actually a robot instead of the dapper teenager he pretends to be, he better start taking off his pants.