Another Poem by Jack Sparrow
Captain Jack is back again,
And here's what I have to say:
I ran into Barbossa again,
And I think he might be gay.
I heard while he was on a ship,
He ate sliced apples there
On fancy china with a silver fork
And a dainty sort of air.
My last adventure was wild
And there wasn't very much rum
But Barbossa had some in his pegleg
And Gibbs also gave me some.
We found mermaids, nasty creatures those are,
They killed many in Blackbeard's crew
But we needed a tear from at least one
To get to the Fountain of Youth.
In the end, Barbossa killed Blackbeard,
Just like the prophecy said,
Now everyone but Angelica cheers
Cause Blackbeard, at last, is dead.
Now if you will excuse me
I need to get more rum
Now that I have the Black Pearl back,
I have to stock up on some.