I thought of this and thought I should write it. I'm not sure if it would be funny for you guys. I'm not good at writing funny fanfic. Please R&R

Narrator POV

"Okay Edward. I know what you should do for Bella this Valentines Day!" Emmett screamed down the stairs searching for Edward in the living room.

"What Emmett?" Edward walked out of the kitchen and Emmett leaped to him. "You should create a dance party!"

"Bella doesn't dance, Emmett and I won't force her" Edward smirked.

"You don't have to force her. You can ask her and I have the perfect way for you to ask her! Come on Alice!"

Alice ran down the stairs to hug Edward.

"It's wonderful Edward! She really likes it!" but of course she blocked her mind to avoid Edward looking into the future.

"What are you to up to?" Edward questioned. "Take a seat Edward" Emmett hurried him to the living room.

After the Rosalie and Jasper entered the living room as well, Emmett begins his speech.

"I heard this new song sang by Zac Efron and Van Hudgens from HSM 3! It's really cute and the song is entitled 'Can I Have This Dance?' It's perfect for Edward!" the other three Cullens twitched their eyes.

"Let me demonstrate. Alice will read the lines one by one and I'll show you, Edward, What you should do"

So, Alice started reading the first line.

(Italic is Alice, normal Emmett)

"Take my hand" "You reach for her hand. If she doesn't give it to you, snatch it" He acted out like he was taking something.

"Take a breath" "Ask her to take a breath. You don't breathe because you might smell her and bite her" Emmett flashed his teeth.

"What??" Edward jumped out from his seat.

Alice continues,

"Pull me close" "Pull her close to you but not too close okay?"

"Take one step" "Kick her legs if she doesn't move" Emmett shoves his right leg high in the air.

"Keep your eyes, locked on mine" "Now you use your dazzling powers to lock her eyes" Emmett smiled flirtatiously.

"Let the music be your guide" "I still haven't thought about music yet"

"Won't you promise me" "At this line, you put your pinky out as if making a promise!" Emmett did so and Jasper laughed.

"We'll keep dancing to wherever we go next" "This line you can do whatever you want. Maybe carry her around?"

"It's like catching lightning, the chances of finding someone like you" Emmett pretend to catch some flies. Rosalie sighed and Alice continued on.

"It's one in a million the chances of feeling the way we do" "You put one finger out showing one in a million and then you flutter all your fingers around her" Flutter?? (Narrator questions)

"And with every step together, we just keep on getting better" "This one is tough. I was thinking of drawing heart shapes on the ground then you and she could step on each one, you know, to make it look like you're stepping together!"

"So can I have this dance, can I have this dance?" "At this line you embrace her with a kiss!" Emmett kissed the air.

Rosalie and Jasper gagged while Edward chuckled.

"So what do you think so far?" Emmett grinned and Alice stood up.

Edward kept on chuckling finding the right words to explain his crazy and possibly psychotic brother.

What do you guys think? I'm sorry it its lame…but do you think I should continue with the rest of the song? Please R&R thanks!