THIS IS LIKE A FUNNY COLLECTION OF SHORT STORIES I PUT TOGETHER AND THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL! RATED T FOR CURSING AND VIOLENCE

CHAPTER 1 – TOOTHY

"God damn it! Those greedy bastards are cutting my pay check again" Toothy yelled as he threw the bills all over the place "If this keeps up I'll have to start working two jobs!" Toothy went to the fridge and got out a can of beans (which where somehow his favorite comfort food for whenever it was moments like this that made him depressed).

Toothy got up and went to the dish drainer and took the can opener (it was manual) He went back to the table and tried to open it. " Shit! I forgot, it's broken after lumpy tried to used it! Great now I can't buy another one because my bills are piling on top of me and I can't afford to spend a penny on my needs!" Toothy yelled as he threw the can.

His stomach started to rumble, "ohhh I forgot I have to go to the supermarket today, and I only have 50 dollars that can't buy shit!" Toothy looked at the can of beans he threw on the floor and then clenched his stomach as it growled. Toothy got up and ran to the can as if they were five people trying to get it.

Toothy looked at the can and groaned "Oh well might as well use these over sized Teeth mom gave me" Toothy held the can in a firm grip and sunk his teeth into the can, once they were lodged in, he tried to turn the can counter clockwise, but his tooth was wasn't moving he tried harder and harder and harder until SNAP! Toothy opened his eyes and screamed "aahhh!" he ran around in circles for a few seconds and then he picked up the can he pulled the chipped tooth from the can and then went to the dentist (the one where he works at)

(Time Skip- 20 minutes)

Toothy was in the eerie white waiting room "Next" and old grouchy lady said, Toothy got up and went to room 49. Toothy walked down the hall , went in the room and sat down. A new dentist came in that's weird I never saw her working here before. Toothy thought.

"I'm kinda new here so I don't know if you're records are here or not so I have to ask you a couple of questions. "have you ever came here before or is it your first time here?" "Yes I've came here before" toothy responded. "What's your name?" "Toothy" "alright toothy do you have insurance or are you going to pay up front" "I don't have insurance and no I'm not paying up front."

The blue beaver just stared at toothy. "Sir you're going to have to pay if you want us to fix your tooth" She said a little annoyed. "No you don't understand, I work here so I get full benefits, I'm just on vacation" Toothy said. "Really you work here? Well what room did you used to work in" she asked curiously "I used to work in room 49 which is this one" Toothy responded.

"Yeah… um you see, I was hired to work in this room full time and permanently so they probably laid you off because we have no records" She said trying not to anger toothy. "What! They laid me off! How could they do that and then hire someone else and now they're making my hard earned 45,000 dollars a year salary! Toothy yelled not even caring about his teeth anymore.

"well I could talk to my boss about it and maybe we'll straighten this out" She said nervously. "Gladly" Toothy said in a pissed of way. In no time was in front of his former boss' door KNOCK KNOCK! Toothy was knocking on the door for a few seconds when it turned into banging.

The door opened and the beaver just walked past toothy fastly, Toothy who was getting pissed at the dentist's behavior just marched right in. He arrogantly took a seat. "Lumpy! What the hell! I was working here just fine and now you fire me?!" "duh tooty, you um, uh been coming here late and not doin' a good job so you're fired" Lumpy said stupidly.

"Fired? FIRED! He can't do this do me I'm like one of the best dentist's that work here!" Toothy yelled as he marched out the office. "I'll get a better paying job and a better one, you'll see!" Toothy called out .stupid blue moose he probably doesn't know how to write the damn paycheck

(Time Skip 3 hours)

Toothy was at happy burger with cuddles, giggles and Flaky. "Toothy aren't you gonna eat you're fries , when they get cold they get nasty" Giggles said in a peppy way. "I'm not in the mood for eating" toothy said in a muffled voice as he buried his head in his hands. "So why did you make me waste my money to buy you French fries in the first place? You do know money doesn't grow on trees for me I mean times are tough thes-"

Toothy cut giggles off. "Money doesn't grow on trees! Ha you're funny, you're a fucking medical assistant making 50,000 dollars a year, and you get full benefits! Your house is fucking huge! You can spend your leftover money on whatever shit you want and still pay your bills! Plus you make extra income off that crappy ass lemonade stand you and your dumb friend put up so don't tell me times are tough and money doesn't grow off trees because you don't know what it's like to loose your job and to be in debt! Toothy yelled hysterically in a crazy way making a scene.

Toothy got up and threw his fries away and left the restaurant. "what crawled up his ass?" Cuddles said annoyed. "nothing he's just depressed that he lost his job and his bills are piling on top of him, I wish I could help him somehow"

BACK AT TOOTHY'S HOUSE

"God damn it! I need a job! But all I have are degrees in dentistry, and no one's hiring any dentists any time soon, I might as well give up my house because I'm also in foreclosure. Toothy walked outside, it was unusually windy especially in august. While we was walking down the sidewalk a newspaper struck toothy in his face. "ughh, stupid people and their damn newspapers flying all about" Toothy pulled the newspaper off his face and was about to crumple it when his eyes caught sight of help wanted add.

(ad) if you have more than 5 years of experience, or a masters in dentistry then this job is right for you! You get full benefits, you have a 8 hour work day and decent salary earnings "well I know I don't get newspaper jobs but I have to settle even if I think I'm earning minimum wage" toothy looked at the address "967 maple street I'm pretty sure that's on the poor side of town" Toothy said to himself.

In no time toothy was in front of a small skinny building with a bunch of cracks in it I've got a bad feeling about this Toothy deep breath and walked right in. There was a pink old squirrel smoking a cigarette "you here for the job?" she said in a grimy man-like voice. "uh yeah" Toothy said nervously "good, then you're hired you start right away" Nutty was in room 8 the jittery squirrel couldn't even keep quiet. "Okay uh, nutty" toothy said squinting at the charts "It says you have a cavity open up" wait a minute a cavity I don't know how to treat those! Toothy went in the drawers and took out a manual.

"Okay" toothy said he took out a pick and started to toggle around with nutty's rotten tooth, he took up the numbing shots and stabbed it in nutty's cheek he took up a drill and started to drill the rotten tooth out until the battery died. Nutty gave a sigh of relief. Until toothy pulled out a new battery and started to drill once again. Toothy pushed the drill harder and harder until the drill sideswiped the tooth and drilled a huge hole in the back of nutty's mouth. Nutty's face was beginning to turn pale from blood loss. Toothy thought for a moment, the pulled a long floss string and tied around nutty's tooth. He attached the other end to the door knob across the hall, he knocked on the door and the door flung open leaving only 5 good teeth on the floor . "um your all done!" toothy said nervously.

OKAY NOT ONE OF MY BEST SHORT STORIES BUT THE NEXT ONE WILL BE EVEN BETTER! CH 2-FLIPPY IS COMING IN 2-3 DAYS! PLEASE COMMENT OR REVIEW NO FLAMES!