Family Matters
Jack and Mini-Me never meet again. And Mini-Me never has a problem he needs help with. Sure.
No, stargate doesn't belong to me. But I will write it on my list for Santa this year.
Chapter 1
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"Jack, it's John. I have a problem. Call me back."
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"Colonel O'Neill, this is Principal Doyle of Colorado Springs High School. There was an incident with your nephew John. I need to talk with you as soon as possible about this."
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"Jack, it's John again I'm pretty sure Doyle wants to speak with you, even with me being emancipated.
Just that you're forewarned, I was discovered with my girlfriend Patty. We weren't caught, you know, in the act, but there was only little clothing involved and our plans were pretty clear.
Oh, did I tell you that Patty is also my math teacher?"