Random Drabbles Random Drabbles
Well boredom was about to consume me when I finally decided to write something.
Disclaimer: Twilight is not mine.
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to our very first episode. Today as you might have notice from the completely outrageous, but funny at the same time decorations that are hanging beautifully and very fancy looking toogasp that now hangs upon the walls of our set.
Our theme today is well the producers and I haven't agreed upon it yet, but we'll let you know when an idea hits us. Anyways lets begin.
(Camera focuses in a very huge mansion on top of a hill.)
A frog could be seen from a far…while the birds chirped happily.
Croak
Croak
Croak
(Camera zooms in)
Pzzzzzzzzz
Inside of the Cullen's house.
"Ooh."
"What is it?"
"Wow."
"What is it?"
"Amazing!"
"Huh where?"
"So interesting!"
"What's interesting!?"
"Wonderful!"
-twitch-
-twitch-
"I've never seen anything like it before!"
-vein popping-
"What are you talking about!?"
Emmett pointed at the floor. There lies a very tiny object that seemed to capture his attention.
"What? What's so interesting about it?" asked the twitching handsome man who goes by the name Jasper.
"Its sky blue."
"So?"
"Don't you get it? It's sky blue."
"Yeah sure, what's so interesting about that?"
"You idiot I told you already! It's sky blue."
Jasper scratched the back of his head. "I still don't get it."
"It's sky blue! Have you ever seen a bean that's sky blue? This is a one in a life time thing!"
"..."
-blink-
-blink-
-blink-
"Emmett it's a jellybean." -.-'
"Huh what are those?"
Next chapter would be posted soon if author is satisfied with the reviews.