A/N: This is a parody of my favorite show Deadliest Warrior. I don't own DMC, GoW, or Deadliest Warrior. Let's see what happens when Kratos Faces Dante, who will be the Deadliest Warrior?
The following battle scenarios are designed to test the lethal power of real warriors and their weapons.
These tests are executed by and weapons experts and should not be imitated.
Dante, Half human, half demon devil hunter! Kratos, Vengeful warrior and former God of War! WHO. IS. DEADLIEST? To find out, we're testing history's most lethal weapons. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when the two warriors go toe to toe. NO RULES, NO SAFETY, NO MERCY! It's a duel to the death, to decide who is…..THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!
Welcome to the fight club. We've gathered scientists, trauma doctors, and weapons experts to help answer the question, who would win in a battle between Dante, and Kratos?
Biomedical engineer, Geoff Desmolin, will be testing the lethality of theses warrior's weapons. "I've set up tests that are meant to show exactly what'll be how lethal theses weapons are. I'm gonna have fun here because, for the first time, we'll be testing supernatural warfare!" Geoff said. Medical expert, Armand Dorian, will tell what damage the weapons do. "I'm gonna tell you weather or not it's going to kill, if they're facing any injury, and weather or not they'll be able to fight back." Armand said. Computer wiz, Max Geiger, will input the results into the computer. It's all to create a battle between that will decide who is the deadliest warrior? "I'm gonna be inputting data from the various tests using a computer engine from the U.K. known as Slitherine strategies. These warriors have never met but today they'll meet in this computer." The simulator will generate a true to life, fight to the death. The winner will be, the deadliest warrior.
Because the tools the warriors use are person specific, the two warriors will be here to conduct the tests.
Former god of war, warriors of Sparta, and vengeful killer, Kratos. Kratos has fought against beasts of every kind, conquered nations, and slaughtered gods! "I am the rightful god of war! This computer knows it, the world knows, and Zeus shall soon find out!" Said Kratos pridefully.
Also representing Kratos, Athena, goddess of war. Athena has helped Kratos throughout his quest for vengeance and has faced his brutality first hand! "Kratos is a powerful warrior, he is a capable fighter, no one has ever defeated him, and no one ever will." Said Athena
Devil hunter and a son of Sparda, Dante has battled many demonic entities, defeated the ruler of the underworld, and even battled his own flesh and blood. "What are ya' kidding me? Look, I don't need a computer to tell me that I'm the deadliest warrior."
Representing Dante: Lady. Lady fought against and alongside Dante. A fellow devil hunter, she has faced the same opponents that he has. "God of war? Dante killed the god of hell, and that's more than the god of war can even hope to be. Dante will own Kratos and then laugh about it later." Lady said.
"I have to give it to Kratos; he's stronger, tougher, and more endurent than Dante." Geoff said.
"I'm giving my initial edge to Dante; he's quicker, better equipped, and has proven himself more often." Said Max.
Dante's demon slaying sword is known as: Rebellion, a keepsake of his father, imbued with magical properties.
"This is rebellion, my trademark sword." Dante said, "As you can see, it's very large, it's very powerful and is very useful when you want to dispose of a few demons." "Woah, now this in heavy!" Geoff said while handling it. "It's purely designed for the art of demon slaying, but that doesn't mean it's can't kill former gods too. It's very versatile, I can throw it and it'll come back to me, I can send an enemy flying, I can even use it's magical properties and my surroundings to make a shockwave" "Well, if you see here Dante, we have three pig carcasses, the closest thing to human flesh and bone. We're gonna test the cutting power of that sword of yours." Dante got into position and Geoff said, "Alright, high speed's up and arms! You ready?" "Ready as I'll ever be!" "ALRIGHT 3, 2, 1, SLASH EM' UP!" Dante the proceeded to slash and cut the pig carcasses using many of his best moves. Dante cut through them all in under a minute. "Well, it doesn't take a doctor to tell that this weapon did its job, I mean, you basically annihilated the pigs here." Armand said. "The thing here is that some of this damage is due to force, as you can see in the high speed footage, the blade came down and went through the pig, but as you see, as it goes through, it drives it back." "Well, why we can say is that it has lots of damage and lots of power, but you said that you can throw that blade, and I wanna see that tested." Said Max. "Then let's do it." Geoff replied.
"Okay Dante, we have a pig carcass attached to a target, your gonna throw your sword so that we can see exactly how much speed it has going and coming back and the accuracy of the weapon." Dante got into position and Geoff said, "OKAY! 3, 2, 1 GO!" Dante threw the blade at the target and it pierced right through the pig and the wooden target, suddenly, it flew right back to him and he caught the handle, ever so casually. The guys were amazed by the sheer force delivered by the blade, not to mention the accuracy. "Nice man! You went right through the pig AND the wood!" Said Geoff. "Well, as you can see, when it went out of the body, it span, causing more damage to the flesh and tissue." Said Armand, "What I love is that Dante can catch it perfectly and right on time when it comes back!" But Kratos and Athena are not impressed. "The problem is that you had to commit both hands and use force to use this weapon effectively. If you miss, I can counter you easily!" Said Kratos. "He was still fast while using such a heavy blade and it he still has versatility!" Lady replied. Max came and said, "Well, this can be shown as a great example of Dante's slick style, and power." "Well, I have two weapons, which have versatility, range, and power, all in one."
Coming up, Kratos slices and dices with his own powerful blades. DANTE…..KRATOS…who will be, the DEADLIEST WARRIOR?
A/N: Well, that's the first chapter, tell me what you think and who YOU think is the deadliest warrior! There's a poll at my profile, and I want you to vote to decide who wins. So, think hard and think well, your vote is deciding my story's ending so pleeeaaaasssseee VOTE!