Hi there! This is my very first time writing about this ship. I hope you like it!
Warren took a deep breath. He was finally gonna confess her love for Max.
Warren fixed his clothes and took another deep breath. He told Max to meet her at the light house by sun down.
After a few hours it was finally sundown. Warren sat on the edge of the cliff while he wait for Max to come. He was nervous.
Max finally arrive and sat down next to him. She gave him a big smile and she broke the silence.
"So what did you what to tell me?" Max asked.
Warren took a deep breath. "Max I love you."
Max looked shocked. Just then, Warren hear a gun reload behind him. He turned around and saw someone- or should a say something.
It was Max's floor lamp.
And they had a gun.
The floor lamp killed Warren at the spot and pick up Max and made out with her. As dead Warren's ghost went up to heaven, weeping sad tears.
He just want to got to the drive in for gods sake!
Just a potted plant came into the scene. "MAX!" It exclaimed.
Max stop kissing her floor lamp and saw Lisa her potted plant crying electrolytes.
"Your cheating on me?!" Lisa exclaimed.
Then Lisa died because Max gave her too much water. Even though they were crying them a minute ago.
"Lisa!" Max said picking up the potted plant.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Max yelled in agony.
Just when Max thought it couldn't get any worse, Max's floor lamp fell to the ground.
"Lampy!" Max screamed. As she went over to the lightless lamp.
A hand rested on Max's shoulder. Max jerked it away and saw it was Chloe. She smiled at Max and kissed her.
"You know, it would be hella rad if you just got together with me," she said as she smoked some dank weed.
Max got up and flipped off the dead people. She and Chloe destroyed Acadia bay and went off to Portland to be gay and shit.
The end.
I'm not sorry.