A/N: Just for context, this is sort of in the form of side interviews in The Office where the characters are sitting in front of the camera and talking.
Myrnin, sitting in front of a plain white wall in Common Grounds
Myrnin: Why do I hate Oliver so much? Well there are a few reasons why he specifically can make me more annoyed than any other creature on the planet, but one thing in particular is that he charges me an extra twenty-five cents for this disgusting coffee. [He holds up a Common Grounds mug.] I don't understand why humans consume such a bitter liquid. I only drink it because Amelie explicitly banned me from coming within a fifty-foot radius of the beverage. [He smiles childishly.] It gives me the shakes.
Cut to Oliver sitting in the same spot as Myrnin—Myrnin is gone
Oliver, scowling: I hate him because he's a foolish, sentimental jester that serves no purpose other than to make my life much harder than it has to be. I don't know why Amelie keeps him around.
Cut to Claire sitting in the kitchen of the Glass House
Claire: I don't know why they always need to fight. I think it goes way back. I researched it a bit and, if you didn't already know, when Oliver was a human, he was Oliver Cromwell. [She looks around, nervous. She lowers her voice.] I looked at one of Myrnin's journals and he was there when Oliver led the Siege of Drogheda when Myrnin had explicitly asked him—no, begged him—not to. Myrnin doesn't ask for much, but when he does it's important to him. He thinks a major reason that Oliver didn't listen to him was because of their personal vendettas, which made him really upset. [She pauses.] I mean, it could also just be a thing about testosterone. [She shrugs.] I don't know.
Cut to Eve where Claire had been sitting
Eve: I think it's hilarious. I miss working at Common Grounds because sometimes Myrnin would come in to piss him off. He wouldn't even say anything, he'd just order a cup of black coffee, take the largest table in CG, and stare at Oliver when he came out to work the register. Myrnin would stay there all day. I have pictures of when Oliver ripped out the espresso machine and threw it at Myrnin's feet it you want to see them. [She pulls out her phone and waves it in front of the camera.]
Cut to Shane standing in the hallway of the Glass House outside of his bedroom
Shane: I don't really care. So long as one of them kills the other—basically doing half of my job for me—I'll stay out of it.
Cut to Michael on the living room sofa
Michael: I'm surprised Amelie has let it go on for so long. I think maybe she gets a little amusement from it. But unfortunately, their negative relationship doesn't really encourage other vampires to get past old feuds either.
Cut to Amelie sitting at her desk. Unlike the rest, her gaze is focused on someone behind the camera because she refused to speak directly to a piece of equipment.
Amelie: Of course I do not find amusement in it, who would have told you that? [There is no answer. She gives a sharp glance to the camera and then her eyes snap back to the unseen interviewer.] Their juvenile fights are of no interest to me. Especially not when Oliver comes running to me for help when Myrnin has pulled the most dastardly prank on him... [The smile that has been creeping on her face disappears immediately once she notices what she's doing.] No, I find no enjoyment whatsoever in Myrnin and Oliver's childish debacles.
I don't actually have a clue what this was. If you have ideas for expanding this to make this have multiple chapters, leave it in a review. If not, tell me what you thought anyway.