Peeta Charming, a hunger games fanfic

A/N: This is a parody to the song Princess Charming by Meg and Liz. I recommend listening to it before reading this. Well, this just popped into my head this morning and I thought why not? Anyway, this is in the point of view of Peeta before The Hunger Games has started. I know that it has some stuff that Peeta shouldn't know, but he DID say that he watched Katniss every day *Imagines Peeta creepily watching Katniss sleep* Let the reading commence!

You woke up, nightmares

Prim is crying and you can't stop the tears

So you ran fast, too fast

Yeah, that was a Peacekeeper you passed

Prim's name is reaped, that's right

Probably shoulda told ya wish you

Hugged her tight

So you volunteer in her place

Wait, this is the Hunger Games? (Awkward laughter)

When life gets this tough

Don't need to be so rough

This time

Everything

Everything will be just fine

When the clock counts down to one

I'm gonna be your hero

Baking up my best bread

So, Katniss, don't fret

I'll be your Peeta Charming

You're the girl on fire, alright

Cinna's very kind

Haymitch's a mastermind

Your training score:

AMAZING

I feel like a king

When life gets this tough

Don't need to be so rough

This time

Everything

Everything will be just fine

When the clock counts down to one

I'm gonna be your hero

Baking up my best bread

So, Katniss, don't fret

I'll be your Peeta

I know it's not the way

The Games usually go

I'm gonna tell Panem I love you

After you become friends with Rue

If you've watched the other Games

Where there's only one victor

Just stop

Cuz that's not the way it has to be

This time

Everything

Everything will be just fine

When the clock counts down to one

I'm gonna be you're hero

This time

Everything

Everything will be just fine

When the clock counts down to one

I'm gonna be you're hero

Baking up my best bread

So, Katniss, don't fret

I'll be your Peeta-

Peeta

Everything

Everything will be just fine

When the clock counts down to one

You're going to be my hero

Can't wait for that bread

Don't worry I won't fret

You'll be my Peeta

You'll be my Peeta Charming

A/N: If you couldn't tell, the point of veiw switches to Katniss at the very end. Also, the clock indicates the clock counting down from a minute to begin The Hunger Games. Another thing, I know that there is no laughing in the real song but I had to put something! I know this isn't the best but it isn't as easy as it seems! Please check out my other story The Truth That Burns by, well, me obviously. Anyway write your comments and suggestions in the review box!