-STAR TREK-
DISCOVERY
EP 01 GO AT THROTTLE UP ( pilot)
DATA FILE
CAPT HAN BO CAPTAIN OF THE USS SHENZOU (walker class)
CADET SYLVIA TILLY CURRENT ASSIGNMENT USS DISCOVERY
FIRST OFFICER MICHAEL BURNHAM(female) CURRENT ASSIGNMENT USS DISCOVERY
T'RUKI
THE KIZINTI A CAT LIKE SPECES THAT FOUGHT 5 WARS WITH EARTH AND LOST ALL OF THEM LAST SEEN IN STAR TREK TAS THE SLAVER WEAPON
First officers log stardate 11046.0
we are responding to a distress call from earth colony 4. They say that the kizinti are demanding that they give all of their possessions to them...
Capt Lorca: hang on we are coming out of warp!
Cadet tilly: OK AND DO I GET ANOTHER ASSIGNMENT?!
Capt Lorca: it depends but if I do I will send you and T'Ruki. It seems that the two of you are getting along well
Narrator: after coming out of warp the uss discovery was immediately attacked by the kizinti!
*BANG SHUDDDDDER*
Lt saru: it seems that helmsman v'laz is injured. However due to his andorian heritage it doesn't seem bad but we need another person at the helm.
Capt Lorca: well cadet it looks like you're going to take the helm!
Cadet tilly: yes sir.
Capt Lorca: and lt saru, take v-laz to sickbay.
Lt saru: yes sir!
Cadet tilly: EVERYONE BRACE YOURSELF WE ARE GOING IN!
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
*POOF POOF*
First officer burnham: CADET WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Cadet tilly: just something I learned at the academy and slightly refined by myself!
Narrator: the discovery starts spinning up and at the last moment cadet tilly applies forward thrust! Sending the discovery on a collision course with the kizinti starship!
Capt Lorca: CADET REVERSE COURSE NOW!
Cadet tilly: negative captain you have to see what I am about to do next!
*BOOP*
First officer burnham: now what?
Cadet tilly: I have jettisoned our waste water and now to reverse course!
Narrator: the discovery reversed it's course and headed away from the kizinti ship! But then...
*BOOP BOOP BOOP*
Cadet tilly: captain, we have a message from the surface.
Capt Lorca: onscreen.
Trull'ce: /we have heard of an attack on one of our ships! If you keep doing this we will file a complaint with the federation!/
Capt Lorca: why?
Trull'ce:/ this "colony" of yours is in kzinti space! We must take it back by stealing and destroying the possessions of the "colonists" and ruining their crops!/
Capt Lorca: (it looks like we will need some backup...)
Meanwhile...
USS Shenzou walker class...
Captains log stardate 11046.0. We are headed to starbase 3 for a transporter refit.
Capt Han bo: are all systems functioning?
Lt Maria: everything is functioning within normal pramaters.
Narrator: but just as the crew was about to plan their time off...
*BOOP BOOP BOOP*
Lt Maria: So much for shore leave and the upgrade to the transporter, we have a message from the discovery.
Capt Han bo: onscreen.
Capt Lorca:/ sorry to interrupt your trip but the kizinti have taken complete control of earth colony 4./
Capt Han bo: captain our transporters are outdated. And we are on our way for a refit, there must be other ships in that sector!
Capt Lorca:/ I am sorry to say that all other starships have been diverted to sector 12-33b to study the same star that the Essex was assigned to./
Capt Han bo: OK FINE! Helmsman set a course for earth colony 4 at warp 6.
Helmsman: changing course to earth colony 4
*WRRRRRR VAMWOOSH*
Narrator: meanwhile in orbit around earth colony 4 the crew of the uss discovery is waiting for help...
First officers personal log. We are still awaiting help and I can't believe that the kizinti think that our colony is in their space.
At that time in the recreation room
Cadet tilly: T'Ruki while we wait for help I have a surprise for you!
T'Ruki: what is it?
Cadet tilly: first let me lift the tarp of of this and then...
T'Ruki: illogical but retro. So you want to play pong?
Cadet tilly: yep!
77 games later
Narrator: as the 77th game was finished,the USS shenzou came out of warp.
*WRRR CLANK*
Capt Lorca: well it looks like our help has arrived and... are you two playing pong?
T'Ruki: yes we are and despite it's simple appearance it's surprisingly hard!
Capt Lorca: perhaps when we get back you and cadet tilly could challenge me to a round?
In transporter room 2
*flips open communicator*
Capt Lorca: captain Han are you ready?
Capt Han bo: ready!
On both ships
Energize!
*wrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
On the surface...
*wrrrrrrrrrrr*
Cadet tilly: what a mess!
Narrator: by the time the both crews had beamed down, earth colony 4 was in ruins.
Capt Lorca: cadet, find whoever is responsible for this. I and Michael will meet up with Captain bo and T'Ruki I would like you to go with tilly.
Cadet tilly: ok!
T'Ruki: i accept.
Soon...
T'Ruki: strange. This bathroom is the only thing left here.
Cadet tilly: maybe the leader of this attack is in there.
T'Ruki: we should find out. I will get out the tricorder and knock.
*KNOCK KNOCK*
?: HEY IT'S NOT KIND TO SNEAK UP ON A KIZINTI LIKE THIS!
T'Ruki: what? I was just taking an idea from Sylvia's book.
Cadet tilly: my book?
T'Ruki: I believe it is a figure of speech.
?: HOLD ON A MINUTE! YOU GUYS ARE FROM STARFLEET! I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
*SQUEEEK*
Cadet tilly: why was he hiding in there?
T'Ruki: our Kizinti commander must be more cowardly than a normal kizinti.
Meanwhile...
Capt Lorca: captain bo I am so sorry for delaying the refit of the shenzou transporters
Capt Han bo: no need to apologize the refit can...
*BOOP BOOP*
Narrator: but before captain bo could finish her sentence she got a message.
*flips open communicatior*
Capt bo and Lorca: go ahead!
/cadet tilly: captains we have found the mastermind behind this attack! As for the colony I don't think it's in kizinti space. I think that the transmission before we beamed down is an excuse to start another war! And captain Lorca the mastermind was hiding in public bathroom./
Capt Lorca: inside of a bathroom? Michael do you think that is an unusually cowardly move for a kizinti?
First officer burnham: it is.
Capt Lorca: *flips open communicator* /transporter room beam the runaway kizinti directly into the brig/
Narrator: at the same time near the bathroom cadet tilly and T'Ruki where about to do the same thing when...
*wrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kizinti commander: I'LL BE BACK! WITH ANOTHER PLAN AND A REPLACATOR THAT WILL FEED ME HAM! EVIL HAM!
T'Ruki: evil ham? Illogical. Ham can't be evil!
Cadet tilly: I agree but maybe gagh could be considered as evil noodles!
T'Ruki: I agree about that one!
Cadet tilly: *flips open communicator* landing party to beam up!
*wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Narrator: after beaming up and parting ways with Han bo captain Lorca accepted the challenge to a game of pong.
In recreation room 1
*BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP*
Capt Lorca: this game is harder than it looks!
Cadet tilly: I had a feeling that you would say that
Created by Brian fuller and Kirk 1122
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