"They're here again."
"What more could they want? Didn't we just give them another update yesterday?" Roy replied, flicking the side of the curtain up to look at the horde on the front porch. "What do you think: another us or send out Jean and Riza?"
"Judging by the chanting and signs, I don't think that's gonna work."
"Al/Win then? Or you could possibly do one with…"
"NO! You're not getting out of this! I'll remind you that I wasn't the one that signed away our rights to privacy. 'Oh, it'll be fine Edo, nothing to worry about.' That's what you said!" A finger came up to jab at his left eye, sending Roy back a few steps in self-defense.
"I didn't know that fangirls were insane!"
Narrowing his eyes, Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist and Hero for the People, approached his boyfriend. "How can you not know this? It's a fucking fact of life." Grabbing hold of his collar, he yanked him down to eye level. "You will go out there," finger jab, violent shaking of one Colonel, "and explain to them that we will not be performing or updating for the next week. I want a vacation from life and if I have to move to Xing to get it, you bastard, I will!"
"You know that won't work Ed, they'll just follow us out…"
"Not if I leave you here to entertain them."
Needless to say, Roy Mustang went out and dealt with rabid fangirls. Ed took pictures from the second story balcony.
A/N
Ah, just a bit of crack drabbling. I am really bad at this, waiting for updates that I know won't be there. Poor Ed and Roy, they have no privacy. No comments for this bit of drabble, I don't want my insanity to be pointed out thanks all the same. Roy is such an attention hog.