Disclaimer: I don't own any of the DBZ stuff. Wish I did though.
This is Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans, addressing you. It has come to my attention that many of you are upset by the way I treat Bulma. You say that I treat her badly, that I am mean to her. That could not be further from the truth. I do care about that woman. Just because you fools don't understand our relationship doesn't mean that its wrong. You also bring up that I call her 'woman', 'foolish', 'stupid', and other such things. Don't you have a pet name for the one you love? Can't you hear the love and caring in my voice when I call her 'stupid human woman'? Or the way she feels about me when she calls me 'jerk'? In fact, just the other day, I wrote her a little poem to tell her how I feel and how much she means to me. Here is a copy of it:
Roses are red,
Your hair is blue.
I'll destroy anyone,
That bothers you.
There you have it. Do you understand now how much that woman means to me? Actually, I don't care if you understand, you fools. She does, and that is all that matters. Now get away from me before I blast you into nothingness.
This is Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans, addressing you. It has come to my attention that many of you are upset by the way I treat Bulma. You say that I treat her badly, that I am mean to her. That could not be further from the truth. I do care about that woman. Just because you fools don't understand our relationship doesn't mean that its wrong. You also bring up that I call her 'woman', 'foolish', 'stupid', and other such things. Don't you have a pet name for the one you love? Can't you hear the love and caring in my voice when I call her 'stupid human woman'? Or the way she feels about me when she calls me 'jerk'? In fact, just the other day, I wrote her a little poem to tell her how I feel and how much she means to me. Here is a copy of it:
Roses are red,
Your hair is blue.
I'll destroy anyone,
That bothers you.
There you have it. Do you understand now how much that woman means to me? Actually, I don't care if you understand, you fools. She does, and that is all that matters. Now get away from me before I blast you into nothingness.