I remember it just like it was yesterday…

I was in fifth grade, and our teacher said that we could watch something in class. I remembered that the Drunken Peasants had a live show that day. So I pulled out my Weed, and suggested that we watch their live show.

However, A Brett Keane faggot fan wanted to watch one of his boring ass games you love streams.

I of course rejected this, and I was about to tell the Bret faggot that Brett Keane was nothing more than a fat ass manatee, but then Brett Keane busted through our classroom wall. He was naked, and his cock was fully erect.

Brett looked me dead in the eyes, and said.

"You are attacking my family situation, prepare to have your ass ruined, and your balls made into mac and cheese."

Brett then started to slowly walk towards me. I was about to accept my fate… But then I heard something in the distance.

"KIM KARDASHIAN'S BUUUUUUUUUUTT!"

Suddenly, TJ busted through another wall. TJ was also naked, and his cock was also erect. However, his cock was bigger.

TJ looked at Brett, and charged at him. Tj then forced Brett to the ground, and began to fuck Brett in the ass. Bret began to cry, and then looked up at the Bret faggot.

"Please kid, you have to save me from this individual situation!"

However, the Brett faggot looked away from Brett, and then looked at me.

"Hey… Let's just watch some Drunken Peasants."

The Brett faggot finally came to his senses. We then started to watch The Drunken Peasants, while TJ brutally fucked Brett. Because TJ was not going to be in this episode, the other three Peasants decided to invite Sargon Of Akkad.

The show started with Ben trying his best to make sure the show was working right, while Scotty bitched about eggs. After that, Paul asked where TJ was. No one responded, and the show continued. Around the middle of the show, they were watching a video about Donald Trump. Sargon was turned on by Trump, and started to masturbate to him live on the show. Finally, the show ended with Paul getting raped by Scotty Cena.

After the show was over, we decided to see how Brett and TJ were doing. When we looked back, we saw that Brett was raped to death, and had a Banana shoved up his ass. TJ was nowhere to be found.

When I got home, I told my parents what happened at school. They didn't know how to react. They were happy that I got to see TJ in person, but they were also sad that they didn't get to see him. In the end, we smoked some Weed.

The End