Hi everyone! This is a crossover between Reenava's Skyrim High and my The Unique Tale of Alduin's Curse. It takes place between Skyrim High and Skyrim High 2, and after The Unique Tale is done. Enjoy!

It was good to be the Dragonborn.

It was also good to be the most magical and unique princess in the world. And it was good to be on summer vacation, because high school was the worst.

Alduin was dead, some other people were dead too, there'd been some drama and stuff. People at school were such drama llamas. But that was over, cause summer was on.

So now that she was free from all that, Hildreannaleena was just doing her fave thing for her time off, and sitting in her room and playing new games on her designer PC. It was jet black with pink highlights, just like her today. She was designer too, because she had the best fashion sense in Tamriel.

Or, the second best fashion sense, but she was OK with that.

A giant dragon head was poking in through the window. It had red scales on top and an azure milky gray on the bottom. This was her friend Odahviing. He was the one with the best fashen sense. His sense of attired was so splendid, he wore the top designer dresses from Radiant Raiment in Solutide.

But Hildreannaleena couldn't actually see the dresses because only his head was in her house. He was watching her play the games.

Odahviing rumbled mightily, "Oh gods, what are you doing, you're going to fall off a cliff and die."

But the princess Dragonborn of old just laughed and oscillated her head precipitously. It was amusing because the game she was playing was the Bethesda game TES V: Skyrim. It was a fictionalized account of her life story, except it wasn't as pretty and there weren't any high schools.

In the game, Hildreannaleena was wearing leather armor that she'd gotten from some bandits and stuff. But in real Skyrim life, she was wearing a designer summer dress with florid echelon patterns, with chalk sandals and a new wide hat for her capital. Her hair was braided in a long eloquent dark pattern that went down from her head. On a scale of one to ten, she rated herself a stolid level 15.

Also, in the game, she was sliding down a mountainside, just like in real life. Except the controls were weird and she kept walking out into the air and then falling down like invisible stairways to Aetherius. Then the camera went into third person and her game self tumbled balefully down the curvature.

"Darn it, I just fell off the cliff and died," Hildreannaleena said.

Another person was also in the room. She was called Elisif the Fair because she made everything as exciting as going to a fair, she had a red and azure blue dress on with gold highlights like her hair. She and Hildreannaleena were good friends because of they had the same interest in cute boys and designered products.

"Next time, try using the road normally," said Elisif, who was sitting in her chair all up straight like a proper girl, since she was that.

Odahviing said wisely, "Don't back seat play the game for our friend in her time of not needing, please."

"You don't have to defend my honor, Odie," Hildreanna smiled reassumingly.

"Falling off cliffs is better because it's the most optimized way to train the flying skill," Odahviing answered.

Elsif said, "Silly dragon, there is no flying skill."

Odahviing said, "But dragons throw humans in the air to inspire them to greater heights."

"Guys, be quiet, I'm trying to concentrate," bespoke Hildreannaleena, who was respawned and had a bow to fight snow bears with. She liked how Odahviing had dragonic wisdom like her high school history teacher Parthurnax, but she was also in serious business at this prescient moment.

A snow bear flew down the mointainside and hit Hildreannaleena's character in the head, and she died again.

"Akatosh darn it dang fragglngghgghh," the actual Dragonborn princess raged! "I don't die this much in real life, how can I die this much in an impecunious video game!"

"That's what you get for trying to use the road normally," said Odahviing.

Hildreanna turned around in her designer computer chair and said, "ODAHVING NOW IS NOT THE TIME"

The game Dragonborn respawned and fell through the floor and died again.

"—TALOS DAMMIT"

"That's what you get for not looking at your screen," said Elisif.

"Fine." Hildreanna leena stood up and paused the game and walked strutted to the other side of the chamberlain. "You placate it if you're so good."

Elsif beaned happily. "Can I discern a new character?"

"Okay," the Dragonborn said.

"I wish I could to play video games," Odahviing whispered somberly.

The Soltuide girl Elisif got into the suede lace computer chair and opened a new game. "I wonder what I should play as," she said wonderingly aloud, "

Hildreannaleena went over and patted Odahviing's large draconian scaly snoot. "Don't worry," she uttered raisiningly. "I'll find like a game mod that makes it so the guys can wear the fashionable dresses too, just like you want. And you can watch me do the thing like that."

Odahviing sniffled and hugged into Hildreannaleena's shouder. "I just wanted to get to lock myself up in Dragonreach," he whispered despairingly.

"OK, I think I know what I'm going to play Skyrim as," Elisif said, because her Dragonborn was standing in front of Harvard in the character select thing. "I think I'm going to play as an Ancient Princessmer."

"Sure," said Hildreanaaleena.

"That's not actually a race," Odahviing said hopelessly.

Elisif chortled mildly. "Of course it is. All you have to execute is to enter the console command for ancient princessmer. Let me check my guide!"

And then she pulled out her guide book. It was a very large guide book, it was black leather with silken arcane pages and had runic ancient symbols on the covers, it had patterns of dark ink inside like books did, but it was different. She opened it.

Hildreannaleena's eyes went as wide as an elk in magelight. "Wait hold on stop stop time out, is that from Hermaush Mora's magic bookshelf?"

But alas, Elisif flaunted the dire warning, as she was already adsorbed in the process of entering the code. "player … set race … à̲̩͚͚͉͍͈n̥̯̣͖͉̩̹͝c̳̠i͝e͔͍͙͎͇̘̺ṋ̟̻̥̟̝͘t̺͇̬͈̤̟ ̞̻͚̩̖p̸͕͈̥̣̜̱̯r̶̮i̴͇͈͈n̲̼̲̹̗̗c̱̦̜͎e̷̯̻̙̰̝s̱̝̞͚͜s̼͔̝ …"

Odahviing blinked. "I did not know you could do this."

The Dragonborn turned and ran across the floorspace frenetically. "Wait, WAITWAIT—"

"… enter…"

And then the entire room cascaded into darkness and silence.