M'kay-A Complete History Of the Mackeys

by Completely Original Pen Name

This is a short story depicting the life habits of the Mackeys. It explains their personalities, mating habits, and much more. Please read if you want to be educated on Mackeys. This is also a thorough guide on the Cartmen as well.

1. Chapter 1

It's 1,000 years in the future. Mankind has changed greatly, into a new superior form. This form is Mr Mackey.

Millions of Mackeys roam the streets every day, wearing green shirts, glasses, and greeting each other with a friendly nod and an "M'kay."

All the Mackeys live in large apartments, as the Mackey population is in its hundred-trillions. Mackeys have developed a way of storing all trash in one small place, so the earth is much cleaner and more efficient. All wars have ceased, as the Mackeys are peaceful creatures.

Mackeys reproduce in a special way. When a Mackey loves another Mackey, the first Mackey will go up to the second and say "M'kay?" If the second Mackey replies with an "M'kay!", then the two Mackeys will study the history of sexual intercourse before one Mackey swallows the other whole. The Mackey that is swallowed splits into four smaller Mackeys. The four smaller Mackeys take only a month or so to grow completely. Once they're grown, they split through their carrier's abnormally large head-this does, of course, kill the carrier Mackey. The mini Mackeys then consume the corpse of their carriers before starting on their lives.

Mackeys are all educated for four years. They learn everything there is to learn about life, from the mating rituals, to simple mathematics, to how to make a mean cherry pie.

Once the Mackeys are educated, they get assigned a job. They're similar to jobs in the past-there are teacher Mackeys, firefighter Mackeys, police Mackeys... The list goes on and on.

Every once in a while, a Mackey goes bad. The most notable example is from 3010, when a rogue Mackey tried to rob a bank at watergunpoint. The Mackey was quickly euthanized.

Mackey language consists mostly of the word "M'kay". "M'kay" has an infinite number of meanings, each one unique. Some other words Mackeys say are "buns", "poo" and "bich" (Latin for "generosity"-the Mackeys are generous creatures as well as peaceful).

Mackeys live to be forty years old. Once a Mackey has reached its peak, the other Mackeys throw a giant feast. The main course is the dead body of the deceased Mackey. It is served with a side of french fries and homemade cherry pie.

The Mackeys have no government, and no religion. They are kind and caring of each other, so they have no reason for either thing.

Mackeys do, however, live in fear of the Cartmen. The Cartmen population is only in the millions, but the Cartmen are the human embodiment of evil. They torment the Mackeys at every chance, with insults and mocking. The Cartmen then go back to their caves, where they feast all day on Cheesy Poofs, Snacky Cakes, and chicken pot pies.

And that, dear readers, was a brief history of the Mackey species.