Disclaimer- Do I look lie I own The Morganville Vampires?? Well I don't all characters and what not belong to Rachel Cain.
Ways To Annoy ShaneTie him to Monica Morelle for a full day
Give him proof that Clair is gay with Monica
Ask him to have hot hate sex with Michal
Make him read Twilight
Dye his hair pink
Make him wear tight leather stuff
When he is asleep glue fake fangs to his teeth
Eat all the chilly before he gets to eat any
Take away all his zombie video games and replace them with educational video games
Make him look like Edward Cullen
Put some of Michal's under wear in Shane's room so that it really looks like they are gay together
Lock him in a room with Myrin
Start a rumor that he is "knocking up" Amelia
Make him be Bishops "boy toy"
Pore red paint all over his room next to a manikin that looks dead so that he thinks that he really is a Vampire
Force him to go shopping with Monica, and make him carry all her bags
Replace his top five on his phone with Vampires
Tell him that his sister was brought back to life as Clair
Fill the Glass House with pot smoke
