AN- Ok so more ways to annoy someone! YIPEE!! These are really fun to come up with! OK so R&R please it only takes like one minuet!!! And it makes me ever so happy so just DO IT!!!

Disclaimer- Do I look lie I own The Morganville Vampires?? Well I don't all characters and what not belong to Rachel Cain.

Ways To Annoy Shane

Tie him to Monica Morelle for a full day

Give him proof that Clair is gay with Monica

Ask him to have hot hate sex with Michal

Make him read Twilight

Dye his hair pink

Make him wear tight leather stuff

When he is asleep glue fake fangs to his teeth

Eat all the chilly before he gets to eat any

Take away all his zombie video games and replace them with educational video games

Make him look like Edward Cullen

Put some of Michal's under wear in Shane's room so that it really looks like they are gay together

Lock him in a room with Myrin

Start a rumor that he is "knocking up" Amelia

Make him be Bishops "boy toy"

Pore red paint all over his room next to a manikin that looks dead so that he thinks that he really is a Vampire

Force him to go shopping with Monica, and make him carry all her bags

Replace his top five on his phone with Vampires

Tell him that his sister was brought back to life as Clair

Fill the Glass House with pot smoke