A/N

Guess who watched Muppets Most Wanted for the first time and enjoyed it?

I still love Constantine and Sam so felt like writing one shots for my Bad Frog and something Nadya said inspired it, when she said there is no family in gulag.

But there must be, because Constantine and the other inmates act like family so maybe Nadya said it to Kermit, to scare him

In this first one shot, which is set after what happened in Muppets Most Wanted, Constantine learns some shocking news

It was night time in Siberia, Russia and in a certain gulag, Constantine the world's most dangerous frog was in his cell wearing his crown but was mad at Kermit for putting him back in here and plus he had gotten hit by him and a certain pig but something good had came out of it, he and Nadya were talking more as Ivan and the others had told him how Nadya had acted when Kermit had been here, making Constantine chuckle.

He was surprised that Kermit had bonded with his subjects here in his gulag Kingdom but he was reminding them why he ruled as Nadya sighed shaking her head knowing her amphibian prince was being cold to them again understanding but hadn't told Constantine that he and Kermit were cousins because he would blow a gasket and maybe spending time with Kermit might help, or they might end up getting in a fight.

"Constantine, come to my office!" she yelled as the others gulped.

Ivan knew he would be fine since they remembered how she had melted during Kermit being here but heard him yelling as they sighed.

"Woah, Your Highness, what happened, what did Nadya tell you?" Ivan asked along with the Breat Escape.

"What I'm about to say, you can't tell the others, okay?" Constantine said.

"Come on, you can tell us." they said.

"Apparently Kermit Frog and I are family, cousins and my sweet snowflake Nadya thinks I shoukd spend time with him." the felonious amphibian explained looking ashamed.

"Well maybe you can teach him some of your skills, as he helped us." the Great Escape told him as Constantine sighed.

He was going to his cell as a little knitting eased his stress but Dominic sighed, knowing Constantine was upset plus after double crossing him, the amphibian thief hadn't talked to him sighing.

"You're knitting, so you found out, that you and Kermit are cousins?" Domijic said to him but Constantine was tuning him out making the Lemur understand.

He hadn't gotten Constantine's stunned face out of his mind.

He just left him be.

Kermit was surprised that Constantine was staying for a little while but deciding not to tell the others plus had phoned Sam since he was still working for the CIA and wanted him to come back to the show, but Sam persisted with his refusal but he understood hoping his mischievous cousin would stay out of trouble this weekend.

He had to go get to Russia to get him, but Nadya was bringing the Bad Frog to him making Kermit relieved and going to the airport later, to pick him up sighing seeing a Skype call from Sam.

I see your cousin Constantine is coming, but be careful as he is a master thief and Shawn and I should frisk him when we pick him up, in case he brought surprises like bombs which wouldn't be funny.

Plus Shawn moved in with me, which has been helping.

Before you ask, I'm not rejoining Yoy weirdos.

Shawn wants to help you guys though.

I gotta go, but we'll see you later.

Kermit sighed at Sam hanging up because he knew Constantine could be dangerous but maybe there was a soft side in him, like with Nadya but he had walked a mile in his cousin's webbed feet.

He was going to the airport later but keeping it secret from the others, arriving seeing the Le Maximum knowing Jean and Sam were already here hearing them talking about something and drinking coffee.

"Ah, Good frog, qui?" Jean asked.

"Good grief Jean, I don't have a mole, so it's me." Kermit told the Frenchman.

"He sure told you, Shaen!" Sam said seeing Jean blush.

Kermit smiled at them, because he was happy Sam had a friend but he wanted to be like that, with Constantine as Sam snorted.

"Kermit, he's no you, he's devious, mean and got you weirdos into trouble.

He won't wanna be friends with you." Sam said.

But the tannoy stopped them as the flight from Russia was here, as Jean and Sam were getting to work as Constantine was there in shackles but he and Nadya winked at each other before he hopped through security.

"Hands up, Bad Frog, let's see what surprises you're hiding!" Sam said.

He used the security wands but found devices removing them but Kermit felt bad for his cousin as that must be embarrassing seeing him scowl.

"Ivan and the others say hi, and wanted me to give you this." Constantine said to Kermit handing him an envelope.

"Thanks, as I missed them, they were fun." Kermit said.

Constantine sighed as they were leaving but Constantine was quiet on the ride to Kermit's house.

That night, Constantinevwas asleep, but saw that he didn't have his crown he had worn in gulag realising he had it but woukd fix it.

He smiled reading the letter as the others were describing how things had been going making him smile.

He was fixing that crown but adding diamonds, emeralds that fitted Constantine but put it beside his younger cousin and sighed going to bed.

Maybe this was a good idea, him being here.

The next morning, there was the sound of a piano playing as it was Constantine but he loved the piano but missed Nadya and his subjects but wearing his crown but Kermit entered with pancakes but saw Constantine surprised.

"What kind of game are Yoj playing, Good Frog?" Constantine asked drinking coffee.

"No games, I just wanted to bond with you.

I guess you and Nadya like each other, huh?" Kermit said seeing him blush.

He nodded but was explaining things.