A/N: This idea just came to me! I was thinking about it one day and when I pictured the Cullen's doing this I burst out laughing! I hope you laugh too!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight…but I do a copy of the book! Does that count?

Happy Birthday!

BPOV

"Bye Char…Dad!" I shouted on my way out the door.

"Bye Bells! Have fun at Emmet's birthday party!" Charlie yelled back.

Yes that's right. Emmet's birthday party. And why a seventy year old vampire wanted to have one remains a mystery to us all. And by us all I mean the Cullen's and I.

My truck grumbled to life. Startled, I jumped up in my seat. I was so used to the quiet purr of Edward's Volvo. After 25 long minutes (whenever I'm with Edward his fanatic driving gets us to his house in 10) I arrived at the Cullens. The familiar white house wasn't covered in banners or decorated by Alice like I thought it would. Instead, it stood warm and welcoming like always.

I walked up to the house and was about to knock on the door, but Alice opened it right on cue.

"Hey Bella! Thanks for coming." Alice smiled warmly.

"It's no problem! I really didn't want to miss out on this!" I said, stepping inside.

Her smile turned upside down when I said that.

"Well Emmett does some interesting things. He never fails to keep us entertained!" She said, grimacing.

We were in the living room by now where Jasper, Rosalie, and Edward were sitting down. I went over to sit with Edward when Jasper said something.

"Alice I know what your saying! One time he tried turning chicken wings into vampires!" Jasper said "And made them attack us!"

"Oh and one time he ran around the house in a pink tutu singing Sexy Back!" Rosalie chimed in.

"Yeah and that time he went to Newton's house and painted Mike's room pink with cute little unicorn's everywhere!" Edward added.

"And last years party." Alice said, rolling her eyes. "He…"

"Enough making fun of the birthday boy!" Emmett's voice boomed as he stepped into the living room.

Emmett had a slight pout on his face which, for some reason made me burst out laughing. Everyone in the room looked at me worried. At least my future family cared about my sanity.

"Anyway," he continued when he was sure I was finished laughing. "I know where I want to go for my birthday party!"

Alice froze, and when she came out of her trance she stomped her foot while mumbling a string of profanities. I glimpsed over at Edward and noticed he was pinching the bridge of his nose. That was not a good sign.

"Don't whine! It's rude!" Emmett whined.

I heard Edward mumble something, but it was too low for me to make out.

"I am not a hypocrite!" Emmett once again, whined. "Anyway, were going…drum roll please…(A/N: I was going to end the chapter here, but I didn't want to be that mean!)…to LASER TAG!!"

I heard Rosalie murmur "Idiot" and hit her forehead, along with Jaspers "Immature."

Feeling bad for Emmett I shouted over the protests.

"You guys! It's Emmett's birthday party, and all you do is complain! IT was his choice. So what if it's immature or stupid! It could be fun, but with the way your acting I doubt anyone will even crack a smile! So who wants to give this a shot?" I put my hand out the way you would before a baseball game.

Emmett put his hand in first, that Edward, slowly Alice, followed by Jasper, and a very very reluctant Rosalie.

"Thank Bella." Emmett said giving a genuine smile. "You're the best!"

"It's no problem Emmett! You deserve to get what you want on your birthday." I replied

Emmett continued talking.

"This is going to be a battle of the sexes, so Edward and Jasper are on my team! And Rose, Alice, and Bella will be on the other. The rules are…

If you're hit 20 times you will be out until the next round

2. Bella's hits count as 2 shots instead of 1.

3. Flashlights, Cell phones, or any other source of light can't be used.

4. You MUST ALWAYS go at a human page.

And…

5. DON'T CHEAT!!"

"I think we know not to cheat Emmett!" Jasper told him.

"Well I don't make the rules, I only enforce them!" He retorted. "We're leaving in two hours, so until then strategize!"

And in the blink of an eye everyone disappeared. Well that is everyone but me.

A/N: Silly Emmett! Oh and Carlisle and Esme aren't really in this. They are controlling the score bored to keep things fair! And yes, Rosalie is a little OOC in this by being nice to Bella!! REVIEW!

Adios!