Okay, so I have major writer's block from everything life has to throw. Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas, here is yet another songfic this time from "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!

No flames for this please, I needed characters; some lyrics were modified to make it all make sense...

Old Doofenshmirtz was hopping around

Danville City like a big playground

When suddenly Irving burst from the shade,

And hit Dr. D with a Nerd-grenade,

Dr. D got pissed and began to attack,

But didn't expect to be blocked by Ferb,

Who proceeded to open up a can of Ferb-Fu,

When Phineas Flynn came out of the blue,

And he starting his stepbrother,

When they both got flattened by the Me-Mobile

But before Poofenplotz could make it back to her lair,

Pinky the Chihuahua burst out of his house,

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat,

Blew Professor P away with a rattatat,

But he ran out of bullets, so he ran away,

Because Buford van Stomm came to save the day!

This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny

Good Guys, Bad Guys, and Explosions, as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?

This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny.

Dr. D took a kick to Buford van Stomm,

So nobody at all would see him back home,

And then Ferb came back covered in a tire track,

When Emily jumped out and landed on his back,

And Poofenplotz was injured, and trying to get steady,

When suddenly Pinky came back with a machete,

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,

Isabella Garcia-S took him out with her sash,

Then she saw Dr. D sneaking up from behind,

And reach for her gun which she just couldn't find,

'Cause Poofenplotz stole it and she shot and she missed,

And Emily deflected it with his fist,

Then she jumped in the air and she did a summersault,

While Irving tried to pole-vault

Onto Dr. D, but they collided in the air,

Then they both got hit by Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher's glare…

This is the Ultimate Showdown, of ultimate destiny,

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions, as far as the eye can see,

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?

This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny…

Angles sang out, in an immaculate chorus,

As down from the heaves descended,

Perry the Platypus,

Who delivered a kick, which could shatter bones,

Into the crotch of poor Dr. D,

Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,

As Professor P turned to the good side,

But Perry saw through her clever disguise,

And he crushed Professor P's lair

In between this thighs,

THEN!

Baljeet the Nerd

And Baljeet the Rock Star,

And Space Adventure's Adventurer of Space,

And the Mayor of Danville,

And Danny of Love-Handel,

And Candace Flynn,

And Hermie the Hedgehog,

Lawrence F, Stacy H, MM, Carl, Django, Jenny, Norm, every Fireside Girl,

Grandpa Clyde and Grandma Betty Jo,

Albert! Swampy! Suzy and Jeremy!

All came out of nowhere lightning fast,

And destroyed Perry the Platypus, I know you're all aghast ((AN, seriously, sorry)

It was the bloodiest battle that Danville every saw,

With civilians looking on in total awe,

The fight raged on for a century,

Many lives were claimed, but eventually,

The champion stood,

The rest saw the better,

MARY THE RABBIT BOY AND HIS MUSICAL BLENDER!

This is the ultimate showdown,

Of Ultimate destiny,

Good Guys, bad Guys, and Explosions,

As far as the eye can see,

And only one will survive,

Now we know who was going to be,

This is the ultimate show down,

Of ultimate destiny….