So Light and L were walking down the street, heading towards a bakery.
L turned to Light and thanked him for taking him out for sweet baked goods. Light said it was no problem. There was silence between them as L thought of the cakes and lollipops awaiting him and Light thinking of the ways to find out L's real name.
He was interrupted by L speaking. "What do you plan to get, Light?"
The college student shrugged. "I'm not sure. The sweets are mostly for you, anyway."
"Ah, true… Would you like a drink?"
"I'll get a hot chocolate or something there, but I'm not too big on sweets."
"I see…"
"What do you plan on getting?" Light asked.
L just stared straight ahead. "Perhaps a strawberry cake and a cup of sweet tea."
Everything was sweet with L around.
Light nodded absentmindedly. "Ah, I hope it'll be good."
"Same."
Silence.
"Hey, Kira?"
"What?"
Then Light realized what had been done. L stood there smirking like a cocky bastard.
Normally a person in this situation would curse. But Kira was different.
"You suck."
L just laughed.