The Death Eater's Worst Ever Punishment

The Death Eaters Worst Ever Punishment

A/N: I am not owner of these characters, tough I certainly wish I was lol!

Poor little Lord Voldy was bored. Very bored. And what more to entertain himself than punishing his favourite punishable "friends"…Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape, Bellatrix Lestrange, Crabbe and Goyle!

"I AM GOING TO PUNISH YOU!!" screamed Voldy.

"Why??" Asked all six death eaters in unison.

"DO I NEED A REASON FOR PUNISHING YOU?? NO!! I AM EVIL AND POWERFULL!!" he yelled at them.

"But I do have a reason…someone broke my mickey mouse pen last week!! Because of that you will all be punished! And the punishment is…..you will all go to ballet class!!" he finished laughing evilly. Everyone except Voldy gasped and dropped to their knees.

"Not ballet class!! Anything but that!" Sobbed Bellatrix.

"Do NOT interrupt me in the middle of my sentence!" snapped Voldy mercilessly.

"But you had already finished your sentence, My Lord" said Bellatrix astonished.

"Whatever. I have not finished. You will all go to the best academy in England! Oh and you will learn not only ballet. You will learn all kinds. Tango, jazz, belly dancing, etc, etc, etc" He said, holding up a leaflet. "And since it's very far away from here you will be staying at a hotel together. Paid by me."

Bellatrix screamed. "You mean I will have to live with this?! " she shrieked, pointing at Snape. Snape, who has a not-so-secret crush on Bellatrix, swiped down and kissed Voldy's feet.

"Thank you, My Lord! May I arrange the bedrooms?" he asked eagerly, looking slyly at Bellatrix. Voldemort sighed.

"No Severus. You may not. Each one will have their own bedroom."

"Oh. May it have a connecting bathroom, at least?" Voldemort gave this a thought.

"Hmm. All right".

"YES!!" shouted Snape, and went away jumping up and down like a maniac, singing "I'm too sexy for my shirt" Voldemort laughed cruelly. Bellatrix sobbed.

"Ah, shut up, woman. I have yet not forgiven you for scribbling on my Barbie notebook," he said coldly at her.

"My Lord, I – I – I – It wasn't me! It was – It was Crabbe!" she screamed pointing at him and looking at Voldemort beseechingly. Voldemort raised an eyebrow.

"Crabbe doesn't know how to write, you stupid woman"

And the scene ends here, with Bellatrix mumbling stupidly.

A/N: I know, short chapter. I'll make the next one longer, and funnier. Plz review! puppy dog eyes There's cookies! 