A/N: I don't know if this has been done yet. This is just a short a little thing to prove to everybody that I'm still writing, I just need some inspiration to come along for my other stories! I'm planning on only making this a one-shot but I might not.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Twilight or . And as I much as I wish that I did, I do not own Edward Cullen either.

Emmett Finds The Iconator

Emmett hopped on Jasper's computer and started it up. What kind of mischief could he cause today?

He smirked evilly to himself before clicking randomly on some of Jasper's links. One in particular caught his eye. The Iconator. Sounded like a pretty cool name. So without another thought he clicked on the picture of the little orange smiley.

The screen's wallpaper turned immediately to blue and the page filled up with millions of icons. Emmett grinned wickedly than scrolled down and clicked on the search bar.

He thought for a moment but soon figured out that it gave him a migraine so he stopped.

He tapped his fingers than inspiration came to him. Excitedly he typed furiously in the search bar.

Emmett

He hit enter to be welcomed by a page of blinking icons. Several in particular stood out and they all had one thing in common. On them they read "Emmett Cullen Stronger Than You Since 1905" Emmett sat gleefully back in his – well actually Jasper's – chair.

"Edward!" He yelled, his voice booming across the room. In an instant, two figures stood at the doorway, both not looking very jolly.

"Emmett! Get off my computer!" Jasper snarled readying himself to pounce. Edward grabbed his collar quickly shaking his head.

"Jasper, you know it's not worth it," Edward reasoned.

Jasper made a noise in his mouth. A funny noise that made Emmett giggle, and Emmett giggling is definitely not something you want to see.

"What is it Emmett?" Edward asked smoothly.

Emmett twirled around in his chair. "Look," He said pointing at the screen.

Edward leaned forward and looked at the icons. Jasper snorted.

Emmett hadn't noticed before but Edward's hair was wet.

"I didn't interrupt your bubbly bath did I Eddy?"

Edward stood up immediately – if vampires could blush, he would be as bright as a tomato right now. "Emmett, I don't take bubble baths," He stuttered.

"But there's bubbles in your hair," Jasper pointed out.

"It's my shampoo!' Edward shouted.

"I can't wait to tell Bella Edward's gay," Emmett snickered.

"You will do no such thing! And I'm not gay!" Edward said flustered.

Jasper patted Edward on the back. "It's okay Edward. If it helps at all, I've known this for a long time."

"WHAT?! I'M NOT GAY!" Edward roared.

"But you take bubble baths?" Emmett asked.

"Well, no, sometimes, that's beside the point!" Edward groaned. "What does this have to do with Emmett's damn icon?"

"Eddy, don't cuss," Emmett said shaking a finger at him.

"Yeah Eddy, gay people don't cuss," Jasper joined in.

"BUT I'M NOT GAY!" Edward protested.

"Who's your lover? Is it Mike?" Jasper pressed.

"Oooh. No wait! I bet it's that werewolf kid Jacob!" Emmett laughed.

Edward balled up his fists and stormed out of the room. Jasper and Emmett sat there gawking at him.

"So, who should we torture next?" Emmett asked flexing his fingers and clearing the search bar, his fingers hovering above the keyboard.

A/N: So did you like it? Did ya? Also, for those of you that read Sock Therapy, I spelled Emmett's name right this time! I know that only the very beginning part really had any icons in it but the inspiration of Edward had hit. Also, I'm sorry if I offended Edward about that one part, in retro spect I like bubbly baths too. (And Edward) Should I make more chapters? And if I do, if you want an icon for Emmett to find –it doesn't have to be Twilight related – just tell me! I should update my other stories soon, once inspiration hits from the all powerful writing gods.