Sora loved watching the older keyblader work,fixing up the half-broken down treehouse.

Actually,Sora just loved to watch the older teen do anything.

"Sora." An exasperated sigh. "Stop staring at me. It's driving me nuts."

Sora shook his head,grinning that trademark grin of his. "It isn't hurting you in any way."

The platinum haired teen sighed,fixing one last knot that had gotten out of place. "It's unnerving." Aquamarine eyes rose to met sapphire blue ones. "Just...stop watching me,okay?"

"Okie dokie." Riku frowned as the Keyblade wielder turned away and began to finish the last question of his school homework,due...yesterday. The brunette had agreed far too quickly. The older teen shrugged and knelt down,swearing colorfully as he reached into a particularly unaccessible corner,bending to see what had stuck itself underneath the cabinet,his butt sticking high into the air.

"You know Riku,you should wear leather,like Leon,y'know?"

"And why..." Said teen finally pulled Sora's sticky,baby socks out from the dusty corner. The socks had gum on them,go figure. "Should I wear leather? It's uncomfortable and I'd rather wear my nice pants. Which,by the way,fit nicely and are comfortable." He had magicked them up by himself. Figures. Riku strolled over to the trash bag and deposited his latest find inside,bending down slightly to tie the buldging plastic bag.

"Because it'll show off your nice ass beautifully." Riku started,hitting his head painfully on the shelf above him. He swore and swiveled to stare at the giggling brunette in horror.

That. Was. So. Un-Sora. "Sora. I'm warning you. Stop this. We both know that was a joke." Joke? Are you sure? His conscience teased. Ansem had come close to saying that-no no,he HAD said that.

"Okay." Sora sobered up,again far too quickly. He smirked slyly. "But I bet Roxas and Xion drooled an entire ocean when they first saw you." The brunette continued,chuckling as Riku gaped at him. "That Organisation coat is tight,right? Anyways,I like that pair of loose pants. They show off the top of your baby blue boxers to the whole world."

"Sora!"

The Keyblade wielder finally burst out laughing at Riku's expression,wiping at the tears in his eyes. "Seriously Riku. Did you really believe I'm that pervertic!? I may have grown up,but not really much in that way!" He cracked up,rolling on the floor laughing(ROFL!),clutching his aching stomach. "Loosen up a little! You take everything too seriously!"

"...Whatever." Riku growled, stomping out of the treehouse,cheeks lightly tinged pink.

Sora finally quietened down,sapphire blue eyes watching quietly as Riku reached the paopu tree and sat on the trunk.

Sora didn't watch Riku only for that reason,but it was a start.

Riku DID have a nice ass after all.

Well. This is a start.

Kazuma: Fudo's going to unlease hell on her favorite,un-canon pairing. Soriku. Watch out.

Shiro: ...Reviews or flames are appreciated.