Boroman arrives on a cart in the Shire, where all the hobbits and others gathered.
Pippin: OMGZZZZ BOROMAN! Why are you leaving us and all are awesomeness?
Boroman: I'm not leaving Pippin, I'm just going on vacation.
Sam: This vacation you speak of sounds dangerous.
Frodo: Sounds like fun. Can I come?
Sam: (Whining) If Frodo's going, then I wanna go to.
Goldi: If he goes that means I'm going, right?
Faramir: If she's going then screw this. (Walks away)
Merry: Since Faramir isn't going can I come?
Pippin: I have to go if Merry is going.
Elrond: Me too.
-Every other good guy in the movies/ books shows up begging to go. Then an orc appears.-
Orc: I wanna go to, not just because I have to spy on you guys.-
-Suddenly the orc is shot by Legolas and everyone claps.-
Boroman: NONE OF YOU ARE GOING OKAY! THIS IS MY VACATION AND IT WILL HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH MIDDLE EARTH!
Pippin: ( Now cowering behind Frodo, along with everybody else.) Nothing at all?
Boroman: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
-Boroman leaves on the cart and half the crowd has peed themselves-