L, kindergarten teacher, sat on a bench with his knees hugged to his chest, and a plate with strawberry short cake next to him. He nibbled on the cake and watched the children run around. Larxene was chasing Demyx around, threatening to cause him bodily harm to him for one his water clones who had hugged her. Tobi snickered as he covertly placed a bug on Sasori's sandwich while he was talking to Deidara. Sephiroth laughed as he watched Cloud push Kadaj into the sandbox. L sighed as he got up and began walking around.
L heard the cries of a distressed shinobi and began to look for the source. He saw Tobi running toward him yelling: "Waa! L Sensei! Sempai wants to kill Tobi!" Tobi ducked behind L in an effort to hide from Deidara. "Deidara, why do you want to kill Tobi?" L asked. "Because, he stepped on my bird, Un! A bird I had been working on for days, Un!" Sasori stepped out from behind Deidara. "And he put a bug on my sandwich. I don't eat bugs." L sighed. "Deidara, Sasori, you are not allowed to blow up and/or turn Tobi into a puppet." The blonde and redhead sighed and walked off. Tobi ran off after them so he could further irritate his sempai.
L walked off to find his 'friend' Light, teacher of First Grade. He suspected earlier that Light was Kira. But…now he was not so sure. He felt like they had become friends. He saw Light being followed by Reno and Rude, who were intent on causing the large read vein on top of his head to grow ever larger. Suddenly, L's knees buckled and he nearly fell down, had he not caught his balance. He looked down to see that Mello and Near had attached themselves to his legs. "Hey, L! Do you need any help today?" Mello asked. "Yes, L. Can we help you with anything?" Near asked. the dark haired man sighed. 'Why can't these two just leave me alone?' he asked himself. "Look you two: all I need you to do right now, is to go to school, and wait for me to die. Then, and only then, will I need you. So can you please get off of my legs?" the two would-be successors reluctantly surrendered L's legs to interrogate Misa Misa, who was shooing away Rude and Reno from her 'darling' Light.