Second in the Mugglenet Rejected Titles Series.
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Just another short little drabble. Please, no flames. Be nice. I do not own Harry Potter. Takes place after "Goblet of Fire." BTW, sorry if these characters seem a little OOC.
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Harry Potter Throws A Rock at Voldemort When He's not Looking…Then Runs
Harry, Ron and Hermoine were talking about Harry's winning the Triwizard Tournament.
"You're going down in history!" Hermoine commented, somewhat in awe.
"Hello? I'm Harry Potter. Going down in history isn't exactly unusual for me," Harry replied.
"Wow, I wouldn't mind being famous," Ron said dreamily.
They got back to the Common Room. Hermoine grabbed the two boys and pulled then toward the boys' dormitories.
"What are you doing?" Ron asked.
"Helping you pack."
"The train's not going to be here for another two weeks!" Harry exclaimed. "And besides, we aren't kids anymore. We know how to pack our own suitcases."
They got to the dormitory to find it empty. Hermoine got out her wand and whispered some random-sounding words. "Portalius conjurous."
"What are you doing?" Ron asked. A portal appeared in front of them, showing Voldemort and his gang of Death Eaters still hanging around the graveyard. Voldemort was ranting about something or other.
"Harry, you could go through the portal and throw things at Voldemort," Hermoine said. "I've been wanting a good laugh."
"Ummm…okay," Harry said, stepping through the portal.
He looked around. Why did he have to be in this horrid place again?
He walked towards Voldemort and hid behind a gravestone. Picking up a smotth stone – not too large, not too small – he raised his hand and threw it, hitting the Dark Lord in the back of the head. Then, realizing what he had done, he ran back to the portal.
Voldemort saw Harry running and gave chase, shooting random curses at him. Harry made it back to the portal just in time. Hermoine closed it as he landed on the floor. When they looked through, they saw that Voldemort was ranting again.
"FOOLS! HOW COULD YOU LET HARRY POTTER ESCAPE?" Voldemort was screaming. "YOU ARE PATHETIC, WORTHLESS, INCOMPETENT SLACKERS! HOW COULD YOU!"