The setting takes place in the overly happy Shire, where Boroman was visiting Pippin. (By force, the crazy hobbit hired hit men to bring him to the surface.) Now Boroman is suffering from severe allergies to boat loads of pollen.
Boroman: Stupid Shire, stupid pollen, stupid nature.
Pippin: THE SHIRE IS NOT STUPID! IT'S FULL OF LOVE AND HAPPINESS AND FOOD!
Boroman: Stupid hobbit, stupid *aaa-choo*
Pippin: Tee hee, you're sneezing as loud as Samwise.
Sam: (From somewhere far away) Shut up you fat cow!
Pippin: I am not a cow, you balrog! EEP!
-Pippin ducks due to a biscuit flying at his head-
Pippin: It's not even a Shire biscuit! It's Gysengardian!
Boroman: Haha *choo*. Wait, he was 'sposed to eat that. *choo*
Pippin: That's not very nice Boroman and you should stop sneezing, it's unhealthly.
Boroman: You know why I'm sneezing? Because you *achoo*-n abducted me and made me stay in this d-*choo* place!
Pippin: Frodo says I'm not supposed to hear those words!
Boroman: What *achoo*-n words!
Pippin: Lalalalala! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Boroman: … this is sad, I'm leaving. *choo*
-Pippin runs to Boroman and grabs his leg not letting go.-
Pippin: You CAN'T leave; Merry won't hang out with me, Frodo's on another quest, and Sam's just plain mean!
Boroman: Well, I have serious pollen allergies and I need to go.
Pippin: WAIT! I know! Follow MEEEEE!
Boroman: Umm… okay.
-Pippin leads Boroman to a closet hidden behind some food, opening it revealing Middle Earth's largest supply of medication.-
Boroman: … this explains sooo much.
Pippin: Otay! Which do you want, the Claritin or the Benadryl?
-Boroman took the Claritin and left, leaving Pippin to his huge drug stash.-