Here comes another one of my stupid stories! But, this one is yaoi with Sasuke and Sai! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…
Sasuke and Sai were walking down the corridors while the Sakura and Naruto were trying to find Sasuke. They were holding hands and kissing. All of a sudden, they heard, "Sai! Have you found Sasuke yet?" Oh boy, it was Naruto. He came around the corner to witness the grossest thing he has ever witnessed.
"Sasuke? Sai? WHAT ARE YOU TO DOING?!?!?! My eyes! My young, STRAIGHT, eyes!" Naruto screamed as he fainted.
They heard more screaming, "NARUTO?! NARUTO?! Are you okay?!" Oh joy, now it was Sakura. She also turned the corner to witness the same thing Naruto witnessed. "Sasuke? You're gay?" Sakura asked.
"Yes! Weren't there enough signs leading to it? One, look at my hair! Do you think a straight guy would have hair THIS fine?! Two, look at the end of my name. Uke and gay sound almost alike! Three, why do you think I wanted to always to find my brother? It wasn't to kill him, THAT'S FOR SURE! Four, why am I here? In Orochimaru's place. We did have some fun in the two and a half years we spent together, but me and Sai will have more fun. Last, what did you think this card was for?" Sasuke (A/N More like Sasgay) then held up the card that said 'Sorry girls, I'm gay.'
"You meant that?!" Sakura asked.
"YES!!! You were just to obsessed with me that you didn't realize it," Sasuke told her.
Sakura then ran off crying. Leaving the two boys alone to kiss some more. "Sasuke? Sasuke? Where are you? I have a fun new game we can play!" Great! Orochimaru's coming! Won't those two boys get a break so they can kiss and crap?
"Sasuke?" Orochimaru turned the same corner that the other two interrupters turned.
"Orochimaru, do you mind? I'm trying to have some fun with a guy MY age. Not Michael Jackson," Sasuke told the WAY older man.
"But, Sasuke, I thought we had something special!" Orochimaru yelled.
"Yeah, and Kabuto thought the same thing," Sasuke said, leaving Orochimaru to run away crying like Sakura.
"FINALLY! There shouldn't be anymore interruptions because Kabuto is away," Sasuke told Sai. He nodded and they went back to their kissing. It only lasted about a minute before they heard a door open.
"I'm back!" Kabuto yelled.
"Damn…" Sasuke and Sai said at the same time. They heard Kabuto turn the same corner.
"Sasuke! How could you?!" Kabuto asked.
Well, there you have it! I thought it was pretty funny! I ended it like this because I want you, the reader, to make up your own ending to make it funny! BYE!