A/N: Sarah is a lunatic. -squidge- Do my camp cooking and I'll double your chocolate :3 You remind me of the BABE!
Yeah. Scouts plus hyperactivity equals fanfiction dares. When her version of this story is done I'll link it in my profile, keep your ears peeled.
Warning: CRACKFIC. slash, swearing, kinda squicky but funny.
Disclaimer: JKR owns the poor abused characters. Sarah owns the sadistically hilarious plot.
Dedicated to Sarah. It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the riiiiiiiiight!
Deets: This is based on the GOF movie, when Fred asks Angelina out. Watch it, you'll see what we're talking about.
Wangobawime?
The ball of paper hit Angelina and she looked up curiously in the direction of Fred Weasley, careful so that Professor Snape, who was loitering behind her wouldn't notice. Fred wasn't paying attention to her, having paused to wink at his brother Ron. He then pointed fingerguns in her direction, mimed dancing, and pointed to himself. Angelina was thrilled; Fred Weasley asking her to the yule ball! She smiled at him and was about to nod emphatically, when--
A loud high pitched squeal appeared out of nowhere from behind her.
She looked back in surprised, annoyed at whoever had squealed, but there was nobody but Professor Snape...
...Professor Snape with the ODDEST expression of glee.
"Ohmygod. I mean, OH. MY GOD!! I can't believe this!" Professor Snape fanned himself excitedly. "Of course! I mean... Wow! This is so unexpected and exciting! Of COURSE I will!" He was practically crying now, while the rest of the hall looked on in horror. "Oh my god, I just can't believe this. I have to pick something to wear! I love you!" And then he practically floated out of the Great Hall, giggling like a school girl.
There was a horrible, horrible moment of silence, when all eyes fell on Fred, and then...
"YES!" Fred pulled his fist down in celebration, and leaped out of his seat. "YESSSSSS!" He ran out of the hall whooping.
Ron turned to George, looking slightly nauseated. "This... this is a prank, right?"
"Nope." George said in a tone of utter seriousness. "I'm happy for him."
"Now I just have to get up the courage to ask Albus."