Summary: Er...this originally started as just a humerous ode to darth vader, but then, I decided that it could be fun to extend it to other characters as well, sohere we go!
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars, blah blah blah (besides, if I did own it, would I really write these poems?).
ODE TO DARTH VADER
My dear Darth Vader,
Your breathing makes me quiver,
And your black mask makes me shiver.
Do you still have a liver?
Oh, Darthy,
Your Force-choke is so grand,
I wonder how you can stand,
When you take over others' land.
Vader my friend,
You are just so dandy,
And I bet that your red lightsaber comes in handy.
I just wonder, with your mask, can you still eat candy?
Mr. Vader, All that I can say is that you are great,
Would you please, take me on a date?
If no, I'll accept it as fate.
D.V,
You inspire me,
As you can see,
To be the best bad guy I can be.
Da Vader,
I heard you have a son,
Who is as much a pushover as a cinnabun,
You wouldn't make a very good nun.
Please forgive me Darth,
I just had to write you a poem For you make me smile.
And you will never go out of style.
You radiate the dark side.
You should be full of pride.
For now I'll leave off with 'Later-Vader'
Thank you for providing my poor soul with a truly magnificent bad guy to write about. And I'm sorry about that whole limbless and burning on Mustafar thing.
It didn't look fun.
A/N: Sorry about the random rhymes and weird poem, but its just one of those days. Anyway, thanks for reading! You don't know the power of the dark side!