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I: 'I cant bare it any more! You a**hole! You don't how I feel!'
F: 'what do you mean dude, I was just offering you orange juice!'
I: 'ish no life or death situstion, but I have something I need to let you knoooow!'
F: what?
I: IM PREGNANT WIV YOUR BUUUBBY!
F: *SLOWLY WALKS AWAY*
I: NOOOOO YOUR BUUUUUBBBY NEEDS YOU! YOUR BUUUUUUBBBYYY!
F: *RIFLE*
I: WHA- FRANCIS? NOOOOOO! DON'T KILL MEE! I HAVE APPLE JUICE! I AM A VIRGINN!
C: *RAISES EYE BROW* THE FU**?
I: OH EXEPT FOR WITH CROATIA, BUT DAT DON'T COUNT!
C: *RIFLE*
I: ohh sh*t
DIS IS VAT HAPPENS WHEN CROATIAS HIGH!
Xx Croatia *luxembourgs watching*