A/N: 'Team Medical Dragon' is a manga about doctors (it's kinda like Trauma Center) that you can read for free on 'One Manga'.

Ryutaro Asada slipped a small cigarette in between his lips as he looked up at the evening sky. Several small birds flew over his head, letting out their calls. Asada breathed out a puff of black smoke and thought, 'Ah, nothing beats the smell of smoke in the evening...'

Without warning, something fell from the sky and smacked him against the head. He looked up and saw that it was a doctor's manual. Wondering what was inside, he nervously opened it. Suddenly, a huge burst of light sprang forth from within the book. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" Asada cried. Looking down at the book, he was shocked to see words forming on the pages.

Soon, the words 'BE A DOCTOR' had completely formed on the page. Asada reached out and touched the letters, only to find himself be sucked into a strange portal. As he fell through the darkness, Asada began screaming like an idiot.

Eventually, Asada found himself sitting in a lush field of grass. Not too far away from his position was a large creature covered in rainbow-colored fur. Asada was too afraid to move as the creatures drew ever closer. When they were right in front of him, one of the creatures removed its head, revealing it to actually be a man wearing fur-plated armor.

"WHO IN FUCK DIDDY'S NAME ARE YOU, SENOR?" asked the man. He had a huge red afro and little tiny red eyes that pulsated whenever he spoke. Pushing himself off the ground, Asada replied, "M-My name is Ryutaro Asada. I am-" The strange man slapped his hand over Asada's mouth and hissed, "Shut up, abuelo! Who said you could talk?"

Asada was about to reply, but the strange man quickly hit him against the head with a stone slab. Unfortunately for him, Asada was still conscious. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?" Asada screamed, a large bloody gash now on the side of his face. The strange man gasped in shock and exclaimed, "You survived the 'ritual hit'! You must be...FROM THE FUTURE!!!"

At this point, Asada was too pissed off to even bother reasoning with this freak. Breaking out of the man's hold, he said, "I just want to go home! Back to Japan! Back to the Land of the Rising Sun!" Understanding his plight, the strange man used his shamanic powers to open a portal back to Japan.

Before Asada stepped into it, the strange man handed him a walkie-talkie made out of sticks and masking tape. "If you ever need help," he whispered, "Hold this up to your mouth and say 'Jikoribu-Gihudo'!" And with that, Asada was sent back to his world.

"...And that's what inspired me to become a doctor!" Ryutaro Asada said happily. Akira Kato stared at him with an stupified look on her face for a few seconds before asking, "How much crack did you have today?"

"Hey! I'm not lying, Akira-chan! It really happened!" Asada shouted as Akira walked off to get some coffee. Sighing, Asada pulled out a walkie-talkie made out of sticks and masking tape and whispered, "Jikoribu-Gihudo!"

A/N: I have NO idea why I even wrote this shit...