A Dance Worth A Thousand Words
Disclaimer: Why, no, I do not own Naruto, Romeo and Juliet, or any mentioned music. Thanks for asking.
I know you people want updates of Little Angel, but I thought of this story a while ago. So, here!
Important Note: In case you're confused, When Kakashi talks about speechless ballet performances, he means the ballerinas wouldn't say the lines, like in a play. Instead, they play music to set the mood.
"Hello, performers!" A gray haired masked man stood in front of a crowd of dancers. His one visible eye was black, and he wore a look of utter boredom. His mask covered the other eye, and stretched down into his sport shirt. Other than that, he wore simple grey sweatpants.
The crowd of people in workout outfits mostly murmered 'Hello' or 'Hn', and there was one 'Why are you three hours late?'.
Ignoring their responses, the masked man went on, "As you're all aware, you've all been hired for our big performance, a reproduction of the play Romeo and Juliet. As you all know, Hatake Dance Tour is known for marvelous speechless ballet performances. So, there will be quite a bit of mood music. Good luck," The man turned to walk away, but swiftly turned back, "Oh, by the way, I'm Kakashi Hatake, the producer and directer. Annoy me, and you'll be fired." With that, he rushed off.
"What a weirdo." A blond boy in a tight orange V-neck, with navy blue shorts snorted. His eyes were a cerulean blue, and he had three scars on each cheek.
"You're one to talk, Naruto." A boy with spiked black hair scowled. His outfit was similar to Naruto's, only with a black shirt instead. As anyone could possibly tell from the looks of utter rage he'd been giving people, he was not happy. Why was he unhappy? Because, dear reader, this was not just any mean nineteen year old. This was Sasuke Uchiha, the mean nineteen year old. Sasuke Uchiha, the son of a billionare, reduced to this sorry state by a mere bet with his Brother.
"Aw, Sasuke, you know you'll have fun. Besides, you're the one who dragged me here, remember?" Naruto teased, "How come when you lose a bet, I have to suffer to?"
"Shut up, dobe!" Was Sasuke's futile reply.
"Besides, it's a freakin' dude ranch in here! Where are all the ballet chicks in the tight outfits?" Naruto huffed, "That's the only reason I came along! Well, that and you threatened... to tell..." Naruto stopped his rambling to stare at the figures who just walked in through the gymnasium doors, with the grace and beauty of wildcats.
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A few minutes earlier~
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"C'mon, girls!" A woman with black hair ushered the female ballet dancers along, "Best not to keep all the leecherous men waiting."
"Yes, Anko-sensei!" Most of the girls replied, except for one with long pink hair, who only smiled politely.
"After all, men are dirty, moronic perverts, who are only out for a quick lay!" Anko rambled. Two years ago, her husband left her for his secretary, and ran away to Vegas with her. Some might say Anko was still a bit bitter about the whole thing.
"Anko-sensei, are all men like that?" A girl with a long blond ponytail asked, frowning. She had light, pastel blue colored eyes. She was wearing a black spandex sleeveless shirt, along with some very short purple shorts.
"They can't all be like that!" A girl with brown hair twisted into two tight buns announced. "I mean, that would be crazy! No one would get married!" She had a black spandex shirt with dark green shorts.
"A-a-are they r-r-really that b-b-bad?" The third girl with short blue-ish hair mumbled, turning to face the pink haired girl, "W-what do y-you think, S-Sakura?" This girl had the same black spandex shirt and light orange shorts.
The pink haired girl smiled sadly and shrugged her shoulders. She had the matching shirt with red shorts.
"Alright girls, you've been training for this! Go make me proud!" Anko pushed the girls through the open doors.
The girls all gaped at the sight before them.
The blond managed to squeak out, "That's a lot of boys."
The other girls only nodded their heads in agreement.
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"Yo, I'm Kakashi, the director!" Kakashi walked over to greet the female dancers.
"Hello, Mr. Hatake!" Anko grinned, and gave a thumbs up, "Worry not, my girls are in tip top condition!"
The four girls bowed respectfully.
"Alright, come with me. I'll introduce you to the rest of the crew." Kakashi ushered the girls towards the crowd of males.
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"Yo, boys! I'd like you all to meet the female roles! They're professionals, while you all are still worthless scum! I want you to treat them with the utmost respect!" Kakashi's voice boomed over the crowd, and they fell into a hushed silence. "First, Yamanaka Ino, playing Lady Capulet!"
The blond stepped forward, grinning broadly, "Hey Amateurs! You better not slow us down, or else!"
"Next, Tenten- Uh, what's your last name?" Kakashi turned towards the brunette, who frowned at him.
"Your mother." Tenten gave him a menacing look.
"Alright! That was Tenten, who's playing Lady Montague!" Kakashi sighed. This was going to be a long production.
Tenten stuck her tongue out at the crowd.
"Next is Hinata Hyuuga, playing the Nurse!" Kakashi introduced the trembling girl with the short blue-ish hair.
"N-n-nice to m-m-meet you all. It'll be a p-p-pleasure." She mumbled, so quietly that most of them couldn't hear her anyway.
"Finally, one of our lead roles, Sakura Haruno as Juliet!" Kakashi sighed. Forget the rest of the cast. They were big boys, they could introduce themselves.
The pink haired girl smiled shyly, but didn't say a word.
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In the crowd
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"Whoa, Sasuke!" Naruto beamed, "That pink haired one is a serious hottie! She's gonna be my wife one day, Dattebayo!"
Sasuke punched his arm, "Stop being stupid, dobe."
"Ow, teme! You stop being stupid!" Naruto frowned.
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"So, Mr. Hatake," Anko smirked at the gray haired director, "What do you think of my girls?"
"I think this is going to be a very weird couple of months."
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Alright! That's all for now! So, enjoy until I can post more! I'm at my Grandma's right now, and I'll try to post more tomorrow night, because my computer at home has a virus. So, here's hoping!
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~Ginny