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Smelly Feet

Shino

A tall young man with bugs in his hair. But that day, they were crowded around his feet.

"Why do you swarm around my shoes?" asked Shino.

"Be buzz bit bell buzz." responded the bugs.

(Wait, the readers might not speak bug, so maybe I should translate it.)

"Because it smells weird." responded the bugs.

"Oh really!" said Shino. He took off his shoes and sniffed them. "Well it smells a little like corn chips."

But when Shino looked down at his feet, all the bugs moved a meter away from him.

"PU! Master Shino, your feet stink!" cried all the bugs, "Not even a cockroach would go near your feet!"

So Shino put his shoes back on his feet and kept on walking down the street. Dee Do De De De Do De Do.

Shino was walking down the street ('kay, I bet you already know that). Hinata was standing against a wall, talking to her shadow.

"Uh… Naruto… will you… go out with me?" Hinata mumbled.

Shino walked pass her. Hinata face wrinkled up like a baby who was about to cry.

"Uh… Shino." said Hinata.

"Yes?" said Shino.

"Well… uh… YOU STINK!!!" howled Hinata.

Shino jumped.

"Well hello to you too." said Shino under his breath.

Shino continued down the street. Kiba was at the corner sniffing a fire hydrant. All of a sudden… he put his hands up and shouts… wait… I mean…poor Akamaru started to shiver. Kiba then sniffed the air and started to shiver to.

"Oh man! Shino you smell worse then crap!" yelled Kiba.

"Yes it is a nice day." replied Shino.

Shino continued down the street again. He then came across his teacher Kurenai. She to was walking down the street, she was carrying a paper bag. She then dropped it and screamed.

"Oh ! What the is that smell! It smells worse then that Asuma's breath."

"I had it!" yelled Shino, "I had it with people telling me my feet stink! But I don't even know what to do. I can't help it if I stink."

"So it was youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu… you have 5 seconds before self destruct… 5…4…3… 2… 1… wait, never mind."

(Sorry, my computer messed up and was about to blow up Tokyo. But now we are safe. Now then, let's continue.)

"So Shino, your the one who stinks?" said Kurenai. "I bet you got chakura build up."

"What's that?" asked Shino

"It's when chakura waste builds up in a part of the body. It usually gives off a really bad odor." said Kurenai.

"No, I don't think its that." said Shino, "If it was that, my friends would have ate it."

"Or maybe you gots to wash your feet." said Kurenai.

"Maybe you're right." said Shino.

So Shino went home and washed his feet. And no one ever insulted his BO again.

(That it! You over used your 'agains' said my computer. You are no longer allowed to use that word.)