WELCOME ONE WELCOME ALL! This is my new story. I realized that dub Yu-Gi-Oh and other animes were not messed up by 4kids, but by one man. If that one man made a decision to not completely fuck up anime his company wouldn't be as constantly threatened and sent hate-mail. So instead of attacking the company I'm going to attack the man. Al Khan….

"This man was pure evil. I killed a hell of a lot of people to get to him…and I am going to kill Al…"

Yugi said as the Kill Bill theme started in the background. "But first I'm going—"

"No one cares!" Someone interrupted. "Wha? Who said that?" Yugi said.

"Just forget the plot and find horrible ways to kill this man in different situations!"

"Oh…that's what the rest of the book is going to be…"

"Never mind, continue!"

Actually that's the end of the chapter, more of an intro than a chapter. Update promised tomorrow. I will allow you, the reviewers to kill me in anyway if I don't update tomorrow.

But be warned…I know kung-fu…ll of shit.