Character Conversations: Manny
Tigey Wigey: So Manny... How's life?
Manny: Uh, life's pretty good right now, actually. If Sid didn't talk as much, then it would be perfect.
Tigey Wigey: I know, Manny. Trust me, I know. Sid drove me NUTS in the Character Conversations: Sid.
Manny: I can imagine. You look pretty... cashewy today! *chuckles*
Tigey Wigey:... *crickets chirp*...
Manny: *chuckles nervously* That never gets a laugh.
Tigey Wigey: Yes... so anyway, what's been going on recently?
Manny: Ah, the usual. Ellie and I are up all night taking care of Peaches though. *yawns* But I guess that just comes with being a parent.
Tigey Wigey: I have over five kids of my own. They're so well behaved. Well, they are cats, a bunch of shrimp, a guinea pig, a bearded dragon, and a dog after all...
Manny: I've heard of dogs, but what are the other ones?
Tigey Wigey: Oh, modern-day animals... You'll never see them. Hey, speaking of modern-day animals, wanna see your relative?
Manny: Sure!
Tigey Wigey: *shows Manny picture of elephant*
Manny: *laughs* Why's it naked?
Tigey Wigey: Because it had to adapt to the African heat...duh.
Manny: *laughs some more*
Tigey Wigey: Wanna see Diego's relative?
Manny: Yeah, is it going to be naked too? *laughs*
Tigey Wigey: No, not really. *shows Manny a picture of lion*
Manny: Wow, that's weird looking. It's got... fur on its neck, and it has a long tail...
Tigey Wigey: Yep. Now how about Sid?
Manny: Okay...
Tigey Wigey: *shows Manny picture of three-toed sloth*
Manny: ...Sid's more handsome this way.
Tigey Wigey: Yes. Definitely.
Manny: ...
Tigey Wigey: ...I hate these awkward silences.
Manny: I know.
Both: ...
Tigey Wigey: Ugh, knock it off, stupid silence!
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Manny: This is getting annoying.
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Both: STOP IT!
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Tigey Wigey: Go away!
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Both: SID! HELP!
Sid: *runs over* What? What is it?
Manny: Sid, we need you to talk, this awkward silence is killing us!
Sid: But you LIKE silence!
Manny: Just do it, Sid!
Sid: Okay La la la la la la la la la la la la la la-
Tigey Wigey: No! Words! Talk about... clouds! And no matter what, don't stop!
Sid: Clouds are white and puffy and sometimes they cry and get us all wet at least that's what my Uncle Fungus told me, and sometimes they-
Manny: Whew... okay, Sid, the awkward silence is gone... you can stop talking now.
Sid: But I'm supposed to talk about clouds no matter what, so I shall continue. Okay, some clouds are shaped like bunnies, and others are-
Tigey Wigey: I was just kidding, Sid, please stop.
Sid: -shaped like trees and others are just a big mess of I-don't-know-what. The clouds I hate the most are storm clouds, cause I'm kinda scared of lightening-
Both: Sid! Shut up!
Sid: Clouds are made up of a bunch of rabbit tails, according to my cousin Zack, and-
Manny: *bops Sid on head, knocking him unconscious*
Manny: That's better.
Tigey Wigey: Yes. Definitely.
Manny: ...
Tigey Wigey: ...
Both: UGH!
That's all, folks!
Tigey Wigey: Don't you just hate awkward silences?
Manny: I know! They're everywhere!
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Tigey Wigey: Like right now!
Manny: Yeah!
Tigey Wigey: Well, did you like our conversation? Please review!
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Both: WOULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF?