Commission for a RL friend, the only reason I'm putting it here is because she got me into Durarara! xD

She came up with the storyline I just wrote it personally I love the storyline she gave me xD So here we go ^ ^

Staggering through the streets Izaya sighed, his head was spinning and to his eyes nothing looked the way it should...maybe he should have listened to Namie and stayed home...but hey no sense crying over spilled milk, he was here now so might as well get what he needed and go...

Sighing Shizuo took another long drag from his nearly dead cigarette thinking over his day's plans...it was his day off, but he had no idea how to spend it...but hey sitting on a bench all day was a complete waste, standing he lightly stretched and threw the dead cigarette on the floor not even bothering to step on it...not like concrete could burn...

Slumping onto a speed post' Izaya coughed violently grimacing as his hand was covered in crap and goo...

"So disgusting" whispered the boy as he wiped said hand clean with a tissue, noting how hoarse and dry his voice sounded...maybe he was coming down with something. A quickly looming shadow suddenly caught his attention looking up his eyes widened as a swear left his lips...this guy had such bad timing...

Looking around Shizuo sighed nothing caught his attention or fancy...god he was bored, he almost wished he was at work. Turning his head he froze in place.

"Izaya!" the name was growled out with such animosity it surprised even him. He thought this louse knew better then to walk in his ground; apparently he had to teach him a lesson yet again scanning around him he smiled and walked over to a nearby drink vendor.

Ignoring the queue waiting to use said machine he grabbed onto both sides and with such a small amount of effort lifted the machine into his arms, he then aimed at his target and threw it praying that by some luck of god the louse wouldn't notice it until it was too late to dodge...and as if he'd been heard the machine hit and the boy slumped to the ground in a lifeless heap.

All around him where people's shouts of horror, joy, shock, laughter...they truly had mixed feelings for this boy...

Walking over to him he kicked the machine off Izaya and knelt down beside him pressing two fingers on the boys neck he sighed.

"You really are a cockroach aren't you?" coughing Izaya opened one pain filled eye "Don't you forget it Shizuo" what? No Shizu-Chan today? That was unheard of for the informant...usually he would be chasing the little flea by now, yet the boy made no attempt to get up this annoyed him greatly...

"What no great escapes today flea?" looking at the larger boy Izaya sighed and closed his eyes "No...go ahead and kill me, from the pain and fact I can't move my legs I think I'm dying anyway."

Standing Shizuo stood and brushed the invisible dirt from his jacket "I would get no satisfaction of killing you when you're in such a pitiable state, if I'm going to kill you I want it to be a challenge that I can leave and remember with pride, later roach" with that he walked away turning his head when he was a good distance from the boy expecting Izaya to already be gone. Yet, to his shock he was just lying there eyes closed and a pained looked on his features...yet the humanity Izaya loved so much could seem to give a damn...growling he walked back over to the boy.

"Where you being serious about your legs?" the voice seemed to shock the boy as his eyes opened in a flash. Looking over at Shizuo he put on a fake smile.

"Yeah...think you broke something...I'd call Celty or Shinra, but every time I move my arms it sends pain down my legs...You've really done me over this time Shizu-Chan." As he finished talking a fit of coughs wracked his frame when they subsided he groaned tears in the corner of both eyes looking at Shizuo he almost growled "Happy now! You finally get to see this flea in a pitiable state!" looking away Shizuo bit the inside of his lip...he never meant for this.

Pulling out his phone he quickly dialled Celty's number to get the headless rider to come pick them up...

Before long he could hear the motor of Celty's bike then finally it flew around the corner coming to a halt next to them, by this time Izaya was in his own little world he had created to remove the pain...he was only aware when he felt himself being sat on the bike, letting out a scream of pain he tried to get the pressure of his lower section only to be grabbed by a pair of hands and before he knew it...darkness encased him.

Sighing Shizuo caught Izaya's limp body, he understood he was hurt, but he really couldn't be bothered to listen to him scream the whole way...

Picking up her phone Celty began typing then held it up so Shizuo could read it.

[Though that was probably for the best, how will he stay on the bike?] Growling Shizuo picked Izaya up and sat on the bike placing the smaller boy on his lap.

"I'll hold him, just drive" nodding Celty lifted her foot and sped of down the road, swiftly turning and heading the opposite way towards her and Shinra's place, ignoring the stares they were getting Shizuo looked down at Izaya's sleeping form...he was almost... cute, when he was sleeping, wait? There was no way in hell he just thought that. This louse cute! Chances where he didn't even know what cute meant.

Pulling to a halt Celty looked behind her and held her phone up.

[Shinra is waiting inside, I will be going now]

Nodding Shizuo lifted Izaya of the bike and into his arms, sighing how light the flea was...

He was about to kick the door down when suddenly it opened, sighing Shinra rubbed his forehead "Please Shizuo, I only just fixed it from the last time..." Chuckling Shizuo proceeded to dump his load into Shinra's arms he then raised a hand and scratched his neck "well he's your problem now." With that said he turned and began walking away. However, he didn't get too far before a small voice made his rage twitch...

"Shizu-Chan, leaving without giving me a goodbye kiss~" Spinning on his heel Shizuo glared at the semi with it boy "say that again louse I dare you!" shaking his head Shinra proceeded to carry Izaya inside with slight struggle; he was only a small man...

Fuming Shizuo followed him as he mumbled how once he had the all clear he was going to kill Izaya.

Laying the boy onto the sofa Shinra began feeling down his legs starting at his ankles "Izaya can you feel this?" nodding Shinra smiled then moved to his knees and asked the same question as before, but this time Izaya looked panicked he could plainly see Shinra's hands putting pressure on his knees...but couldn't feel him and to make matters worse the pain in his legs was gone, he wanted to panic, but...

Looking over in the corner at Shizuo, Izaya inwardly growled he wasn't going to look as pathetic as he felt...

"Hmm I can't feel that...in fact I can't feel anything from my hips down Shinra-Chan" the smile, the smile he always had on his face...the smile that made him, the smile that told the world he was mental...was suddenly gone...