Disclaimer: I do not own any thing to do with any of this except for the plot.
Warning: [ Slight Yaoi nothing big so don't Flame me.]
ONE SHOT FIC :
One day Vegeta and Goku were out spring shopping for a caravan because they were going on a holiday. On their way home they saw some colorful Objects bouncing around on their lawn. It sounded like they were making weird, squeaky noises. So Goku decides to go and see what they were, mainly because Vegeta told him to. As Goku approached them, they stopped and turned to look at him.
"um......Hello?" Goku asked.
"Eh OH Eh OH Eh OH !!!!" They replied happily.
Goku sweat dropped and turned to Vegeta who looked just as clueless as himself .( A first ne? ) Goku turned back to them and cleared his throat.
"Ok..I'm Son Goku and this "he said pointing to the other Sayajin "Is Vegeta " as soon as those words came out of his mouth they turned toward the older of the two and squealed." VEGGIE" The two men fell over Anime style. The critters ran over to him and started bouncing around him while singing "Veggie" over and over. Vegeta leaped up and shouted at them." ITS VEGETA SAYAJIN NO OUJI YOU BAKA'S " But they wouldn't listen to him.
Goku got off from the floor and went over to his mate." Who are they? I've never seen such strange creatures before." Goku commented. Vegeta turned to him and growled" I don't care just get rid of them". The taller warrior looked at them again and sighed.-"Could any of you tell me who you are and where you are from?" He asked. The smallest turned to him and said. "I'm po" While patting his belly that looked strangely like a TV.
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"Sir, we have visual contact on the target!"
At the TV station HQ they had an atom destroyer machine ready to kill the teletubbies. They had been observing children around the world and came to a conclusion that, they were indeed being a very bad influence. Kiddies were becoming too much like them and enough was enough.
"FIRE"
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Just as Vegeta was about to blow them to tim buck two, a white light engulfed the critters and when it disappeared they where gone." Thank Kami for that! They were annoying the hell out of me!" He then turned to Goku who looked slightly stunned-"Come on Kakarrotto, lets go get some ice cream" He said with a wink and then stalked off into the house. Goku soon followed, grinning the usual Son grin.
"Right behind you Geta."
&&&&&.Round the twist theme.
Have you ever-ever felt like this.
Have you ever-ever felt like this.
Have strange things happen, are you going round the twist.
If all the Kings horses and all the Kings men couldn't put me back together again
Id say: Rain Rain go away come again another day.
(Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey oh.)
Have you ever-ever felt like this.
Have strange things happen, are you going round the twist.
Have you ever-ever felt like this.
Have strange things happen are you going round the twist.
Rain Rain go away come again another day.
I can hear myself say this is not my day. I'm saying walk away you wont believe me any way. I can hear myself say this is not my day. I'm saying walk away you wont believe me any way.
Have you ever-ever felt like this.
Have strange things happen, are you going round the twist.
Have you ever-ever felt like this.
Have strange things happen, are you going round the twist.
Are you going round the "TWIST"
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A/N There you go they are finally gone, I hope, R/R and tell me what you think please. I know this was kind of strange but I wanted them to die so there.^.^;; Don't ask for any more chapters this is all there is but reviews are always welcome.
Ja matte ne.