I got this awesome idea from a dream I had! So here goes!

I do NOT own Twilight. Although I wish I did.

Death by pizza (Post Eclipse)

Bella POV

It was a Saturday afternoon. Charlie was out fishing with Billy and I had the house all to myself. Well, almost. Edward was on his way over.

I was sitting in my room, reading Wuthering Heights, when I heard the front door open and close. Edward walked into my room and I jumped up into his arms.

"What are we doing today?" he asked.

"Uhh..." I said, puzzled. He laughed.

"Well, Charlie will be gone most of the day. We can just spend the day here." he said.

"That sounds fun", I said sarcastically,"Considering I have tons of homework to finish."

He laughed again. "Don't worry, I'll finish it for you."

Just then, my stomach rumbled.

"Let's get you some food." Edward stated.

I jumped up, out of his lap and walked downstairs. Thank goodness Edward was right behind me, because I tripped, probably on my own feet and almost landed on my face but was caught by Edward's safe arms. He set me down at the bottom of the stairs, all while trying to keep himself from breaking out into a fit of laughter.

I walked into the kitchen, my face red with embarrasment. I reached into the fridge, only to be pulled away, into Edward's soft embrace. He kissed me passionately, and I melted in his arms, the embarrasment forgotten.

I sat down at the table, watching Edward find me some food. He decided to order a pizza since Charlie never went shopping.

We sat on the couch in the living room and just cuddled, probably for a good half hour, when the doorbell rang. Edward answered the door and came back with the pizza. We walked into the kitchen and sat at the table. He reached into the box and pulled out a slice of pizza and handed it to me. I started eating it, mindlessly.

Edward spoke up. "Alice wants you to sleep over tonight."

Of course I wanted to sleep over but there was something he wasn't telling me.

"She wants to practice some wedding makeovers on you." he said, waiting for my reaction.

Without realizing my mouth was full of pizza, I gasped and some of the pizza went down the wrong pipe. I started choking and Edward was behind me in an instant. He started doing the heimlich maneuver, but nothing was coming out. I couldn't breathe and my vision was getting cloudy.

"Come on Bella! You have to breathe!" Edward was panicking, still trying to get the pizza out.

Finally the chunk of pizza flew out of my mouth and I gasped for air. Edward picked me up, ran into the living room and placed me on the couch.

He wrapped his arms around me and kissed me everywhere he could.

"I can't believe I almost lost you to piece of pizza!" he almost yelled.

I laughed and it hurt my throat.

What a way to die...death by pizza.

The End!

Hope you all enjoyed. This is only my 3rd fanfic and I know I'm not a great writer but this sure was fun to write! Reviews would be great!