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On a ordinary day in feudal Japan ... if anything that happens here could be called ordinary! Well everyone was at the "God-Tree" in their usual spots. Inu-yasha was sitting on one of the branches while Kagome, Sango, Shippo and Miroku were sitting in it's shade. As usual Sango had Kagome between her and Miroku because of Miroku's pervertness and as usual someone's hand was seen wondering towards a certain leg...

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'Crack!!!' the sound of Sango's boomerang hit Miroku's head for like the 10th time in the last hour.

*errr why doesn't that hentai stop acting like such a pervert...* her thought was full of malice

*what I really need is a plan to win Sango, cause this sure isn't going anywhere except me getting whacked in the head a couple hundred times a day.. which is really starting to hurt even though I have a really thick skull...*

* = thoughts

As Miroku thought up his plan to get Sango's attentions, Sango was fuming about that perverted monk as she put it. As this was going on Shippo had manage to fall asleep and was sitting comfortably in Kagome's lap while Inu-yasha was silently brooding about the fact that Shippo had fallen asleep on Kagome's lap on purpose just to make him mad. What made it worse was that he wished he was in Shippo's position right now being able to fall asleep with the smell of Kagome surrounding him like a blanket... but of course he couldn't let the rest of them know or there would be no end to the teasing he was sure to get...

All of a sudden Miroku got a brilliant plan to make Sango "fall" for him. (imagine a light bulb over his head) During this Sango was suspecting something was about to happen for Miroku hadn't try to touch her for the last 30 minutes...which was unusual at the least...

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The next day Miroku put his plan into action... instead of trying to touch Sango at breakfast he sat far away from her. He knew that he wouldn't have enough self-control if he smelled Sango's scent which was distinctive enough for him to smell it. Now Inu-yasha and Kagome didn't notice Miroku's attitude because they were to busy arguing over the fact that Shippo had fallen asleep on Kagome on purpose. Yes Inu-yasha finally vented his anger after torturing himself with the idea that Kagome had let Shippo sleep on her on purpose!

"I did not Shippo sleep on me because I wanted to make you jealous!!"

"Me?!?! jealous hah in your dreams!"

"Oh yah if you aren't jealous then why do you care if Shippo slept on me or not?"

"errr"

Inu-yasha didn't have any retort because in fact he was jealous of Shippo and that fact made him even more mad. He stormed to hit a few trees to vent his anger or better yet a demon who was unlucky enough to catch him in a bad mood....

* He's definitely up to something, I just know it! What's he up to?? He hasn't tried to feel up on me all day and now he's moving away deliberately??? Something weird is going on and I don't think I like it...*

Sango was right she wasn't going to like in fact not one bit...

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Months passes and Inu-yasha and the "gang" had found a few shards but not enough for Kagome to stay for long periods of time, she still had school and she didn't want people to keep on thinking she was sick especially Hojo. As Kagome was going into the Bone-Eaters Well she thought how nice Hojo was compared to the mean faced Inu-yasha.. she still hadn't forgotten the fight she had with him a few months ago about Shippo..

*The plan was working perfectly Sango was know getting use to the "new" Miroku, one who didn't try to group her and was just basically alright.*

"Good morning Sango"

"Good morning"

"Where's Kagome?"

"She went back home today. Remember? She has this huge math test she has to study for."

"Oh"

"So what do you want??"

"Huh?"

"For breakfast. We have rabbit, bird, and beans."

"Ehhh I'll have the.. which one did you catch??"

"Well the beans were pretty easy since they were in my bag.."

"I meant the rabbit or the bird"

"Yah I know what you meant. I caught the bird and Inu-yasha caught the rabbit."

"Ok then I'll have the bird"

"Ok coming right up" getting the meaning of his choice of animal for breakfast.

"Hey! this is pretty good!"

"Hey! you sound surprised that I can actually cook"

"Well, I never seen you cook so I thought you were probably bad at it..."

"Well, I'm not!!"

As Sango and Miroku were eating away... Inu-yasha was pacing in front of the Bone-Eaters Well racking his brain to fine a good reason that would bring Kagome back from the future to the feudal age....

*It has to be important enough that would get her leave yet also seem reasonable.. so she just doesn't go back again... *

Authors Note: I didn't noe where 2 stop so I jus picked a spot... REVIEW!!!