*WARNING*This is a fanmade story created by levelgap(me) ; the characters , story , places , and other images might be destroyed and if you don't like those , just don't read this.(You'll see : Rumia as Death Flag , Overpowered Gensokyo , Most Scene being Ignored , Rumia Bites Randomly and Sudden Change of Comedy to Action or Some more Genre)
Author's Note:Hi all ~ ... this story came into my mind while im reading all of touhou x znt fanfics in here. I like the fanfic of yuka being a man or that patchouli became a master instead of becoming a servant or louise came to gensokyo but anyway enough of this. Im gonna write this story while im thinking how to continue my first fanfic.
This story is about louise summoning our cute little youkai of dusk , rumia. This idea might end this fanfic immediately but i'll still try to make this funny. How will louise fare against this cute and innocent yet deadly and hungry youkai who she thought of as a commoner.
Disclaimers: Zero no Tsukaima is not mine , Touhou is not mine
Chapter 1 : I Summoned A Child Plebeian and I Don't Like It
Louise
I am louise francois de blanc de la valliere , a proud noble and a student of tristain magic academy. My family , valliere , is a known family to the whole country and the other neighboring countries because our family have a lot of strong and powerful mage from the past generation until now.
Because of this , it is natural that i should succeed from becoming a powerful mage. I study hard to obtain that goal , to proof that I can be someone that my mother should be proud of.
But ... my magic always fail ...
"Hahahahahahahahaha!" The students in the whole room laughed.
I am now in the middle of the room where the earth mage teacher is teaching. She made a demonstration how to make a rock became a brass. After that , I was called to do what she did and I came. I did what she did at that time and then , here I am ... being laughed in front of the board.
The reason is , I failed casting it. After I finish the chant , it exploded. My magic always explode , that always happen whenever I cast a magic.
"That's zero louise for you! , hahahaha!" Said the fat blonde guy while laughing.
Yes , that's what they always call me. Zero louise , louise the zero , zero or any other else with zero. Because I have zero success rate at using magic , that's what everyone calls me.
...
I came to my room , it is getting dark and I need to go to sleep. I need to get ready tomorrow , our springtime summoning ritual will take place on our campus.
I know that they will surely expel me from this school if I can't summon someone. That means , My only chance to stay in this school is to summon my lifelong familiar.
I hope I can summon someone stronger , like a griffin or a dragon. If that happens , I can finally prove to them that I am not a zero. I can prove to them that I am true noble and one of the valliere. My mother would be proud of me if I summon a great familiar.
I smiled in the thought and then I sleep.
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It is morning , all of my classmates along with me is in the middle of the campus. It is time to begin our springtime summoning ritual.
Actually , im pretty nervous about the familiar that would appear in front of me. I hope something I could be proud of appeared ... wait ... what should I do if I fail? , what should I do if nothing appeared?
I shake my head and tried to abandon the thought. I once again focus at the other students who are summoning their familiars.
The red haired girl with red eyes and dark brown skin is kirche , my rival. She have summoned a fire salamander with fire on his tail.
The other , the man with a blonde hair and blue eyes is guiche , a playboy. He summoned a cute earth mole though it's not cute enough for me.
The others also summoned some familiar like montmorency , a girl with blonde curly hair , who summoned a poisonous kind of toad.
While my classmates are busy from summoning their familiar , a blue haired petite girl named tabitha is on the corner near the school tower , reading. She already have a familiar when she came into this school and that familiar is a rhyme dragon.
After some time , everyone is finish. Now that it's over , we should come back to our room ... wait ... I think I forgot something.
"Sir colbert , there is still someone who is not summoning yet." Kirche said while looking at me.
The others gaze at me along with our fire element teacher , colbert. Now that I remembered , im still not summoning a familiar.
Why did I forget? , is it because im scared that there's no one coming for me? Is it because I feel like I won't like the outcome of this summoning? But , I still need to do this if I want to stay in this school.
Yes , why did I forgot something so simple. What is happening with me? , did I want to expel myself out of this school? ... of course not!
At least I didn't move at my position and im just standing there like im still watching. At least they thought that im not running away.
I move forward and go in the middle of the students. I drew the symbol of the ritual while the others are throwing some insult from me. Well , I talked back but that didn't solve anything. Everyone ganged on me once again and our teacher stopped them all.
"Now then , please continue." Mister colbert said.
Now I am ready , I breathe to calm myself. Please someone , come to my heed. Now that I think about it , I want someone more powerful than my classmates familiar. I think if I chant something weird , I can summon someone stronger.
Well , I did say something weird and I think someone said "what kind of chant is that?" or so like that. Now I don't care , whoever came in front of me , i'll accept it. A goblin , a toad , a cat ... I don't care if it'll make me stay from this school.
Yes , just anyone or anything ... just to make me stay from this school. I think I said something like "a strong , wise and wonderful entity" but still. If it's a dragon then it's perfect , if it's a cat or some lower familiar then it's still good enough rather than nothing.
After I finish my chant , well ... it exploded. eh? ... did I failed? , did my magic failed once again? ... I use a lot of my willpower to call a familiar but why? , wait ... I think someone is in the front.
Few seconds later ... I saw someone. My blood boiled when I saw my new familiar. Yes , a familiar appeared in front of me but ... it ... is ... a commoner.
"So this is the strong , wonderful and wise familiar!?" I said while my face is twitching.
Well who would thought that I will summon a commoner. That commoner have a blonde hair with red eyes , she have a black clothe with black long skirt and white long sleeves and she have a red ribbon on her hair , she have white socks and a red doll shoes and she is smiling like a child. Yes , she is a child.
Now this is worse , why did I summon the worst familiar. Did I do something to deserve this? , why is this happening!?
"Hahahahahahahaha!" All of them laughed in front of me.
The commoner in front of me is standing while spreading her arms widely like a scarecrow. What is she thinking , did she thought that she is flying or something? , she is smiling and i think i can see a very sharp teeth while she's doing it.
Anyway , this is not right. Anything but a commoner ... this is not what i wish for!
"Hahahaha! , you never failed to meet our expectations , zero louise." The fat guy in the yesterday said while laughing hardly.
I asked our teacher if I can repeat the summoning. He refuse because it will desecrate this ritual of summoning if I did that.
I need to finish this quickly , I hate how they laughed at me and throwing a lot of insults from me. This is frustrating but i need to endure this if I want to stay at this school.
I look at her but in my surprise , she's in front of me already. She is smiling while looking at me. Did she thought that I would play with her? , I abandoned the thought and just point my wand in front of her.
I need to chant the binding for my familiar so I did so when she said something pretty weird.
"Itadakimasu ~~" She said in a sweet tone and then ...
She bite my hand along with the wand im holding ... and ... and ...
"IT HURTS!" I cried in pain and I slapped her pretty hard.
She flew a bit because of the strength of my slap and she bounce to the ground with a *boink* three times. That's weird , can I really do that with just a slap.
Right now , I can feel the students laughing more hardly. But , the most heartbreaking of all is the humiliation in front of all this people. A commoner bites me without hesitation and she's a child and my familiar.
"Hahahaha , this is too funny i can't take it anymore hahahaha!" The fat guy said while laughing.
"I think your familiar hates you , hahahaha!" Guiche said while laughing and holding his stomach.
"I think she can't see your nobility charm at all , hahahahaha!" Montmorency added while also laughing hard.
"Enough! , stop bullying louise already!" Mister colbert shouted but no one stopped at all.
Tabitha is still reading on the corner while kirche is just laughing with the others. This is humiliating , how did this happen? , did this commoner thought of me as an equal? , Did she thought that this is just a play?
Mister colbert ordered the others to leave us , after everyone stopped laughing they did so. Mister colbert is the last to leave and then , me and the commoner is the only one left.
I still can't leave this commoner here because she is now my familiar , if I did leave her here ... it's like insulting the ritual itself.
The commoner looked at me and she tilt her head while doing so. I looked at her and then hatred grows through me , she is the one who humiliated me more than anyone else. Even if she's a child , im really gonna punish her.
I look at her and to my suprised , her left hand have a rune carve on it. What happened? , I still didn't finish the ritual so how did that happen.
As I can remember , she didn't have that rune before she bites my hand. That was weird but I think I shouldn't worry about it now.
Wait ... does this mean , I already bounded her to me? ... somehow , I could feel like it. Anyway , if she have that rune then I shouldn't worry about completing it , right? , then I think this settles it.
I want to grab her hand but whenever I remember that she just bitten me , I can't help but walk away. Will she follow me? , I hope she is.
Then , I walked to go back to my room and then I look at my back. She's really following me while still looking at me with her arms spread by each side.
I'll still punish her even if she's just obedient. If she thought that she can get away from what she did to me , one of the valliere , then she's wrong because she's the one who cause the greatest humiliation from my life.
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We came at my room and then I sit at my bed and I glared at her ... oh she's gone , wait ... what!? , where is she!?
My suspicions have already gone when I feel someone on my bed , jumping. I look back just to see that she's jumping back and forth at my bed in my back.
Rather than anger , I was surprised when i saw her. How did she came through my back? , how did she do that?
She stopped and then look at me with her head tilt once again. She looked confused , why?
"Daijobu Desu ka? ~~" She said.
I can't understand her , what is she saying? , is she making fun of me? , before I could speak she quickly lay her head on my bed ... WHAT!?
Now , im really angry , I came through her and then pushed her out of my bed. She fall through the floor and then she immediately looked at me.
"What are you doing!? , laying your head in my bed without my permission!" I said loudly while glaring at her.
"Nande?" She said while tilting her head.
What is she talking about? , did I summon an illiterate commoner. if I did , then it's more worse than worst.
"Aa ..." She look at me while her mouth is open.
"Stopped that already!" I said with irritation.
"Eh?" She said while tilting her head.
I think I understand that part , but still ... I should really rest right now. I can't take this anymore and im pretty tired to think at all.
When I lay to my bed , she also did it. Okay im angry now , im really gonna punish her.
"You! , stand up!" I said with a high tone.
She just looked at me with a childish confuse expression. Didn't she know what im talking about!? , or maybe she's playing dumb.
"Can't you understand or you're just deaf!? , stand up!" I shouted with an ordering tone.
She still looked at me like a child. Im really getting pissed so maybe I should cast a magic on her to give her a lesson.
I chant my spell while she is still looking at me with a confuse look. I didn't care and i just cast my spell just to blow her out of my bed.
After I finish chanting , an explosion appeared right in my face. great , I just blow my whole room but at least she's out of my bed ... or so I thought.
"Why are you still in my bed!?" I said with irritation.
"Huh ~ ... what did you say? ~" The commoner said while looking at me with her current expression.
"Ahh ... I can understand you?" I said while thinking about the spell i use.
"You can?" the commoner asked while still looking at her.
Wait a minute ... im trying to blow her away but instead I use a translation spell. now im getting a headache from this.
"Just forget it! , get out of my bed!" I said with an irritating tone.
Im really annoyed because of what she did awhile ago and because she's also talking to me casually even though she's my familiar. Is she an idiot or she really didn't know what is happening.
"Where am-" The commoner asked but I didn't want to hear it so I speak immediately.
"Shut up! , just shut up until I told you to speak!" I said because im really annoyed at her.
"Okay ~" She said with a sweet tone.
This girl , what part of *shut up* that she didn't understand ... and the most annoying thing from this commoner is her expression , why is she smiling in front of me?
"Oh founder , what did I do to deserve this!" I said with a pleading tone.
I didn't do anything bad in my whole life , right? , so why is this happening to me. Oh our founder , why is this happening to me.
Well , at least she can understand me ... I need to tell her who's the boss.
"Familiar!" I said with an ordering tone.
She looked at me with a confuse look. I sighed and then looked at her.
"Get out of there! , you're bed is right here!" I said while pointing the hay on the side of my bed. She looked at it and she's somewhat delighted , why?
"Thank you ~" she said with a cheerful tone and her hand is still spread wide.
Why did she thank me? , did I do something that would make her happy? , I was confuse while looking at my familiar who is coming through her *bed*.
Oh right ... before I forgot , I should know first what's this commoner capable of.
"Familiar!" I said with a high tone.
She look at me while grabbing some hay on her hand ... why is she doing that? , anyway , I abandon the thought and just asked.
"Im still mad at you but because im a forgiving person , im giving you a chance to apologize by stating what else can you do besides being a normal commoner." I said while looking at the child.
really ... is that a valid reason. Maybe im really tired from this day but never mind then. At least she could answer a simple question like that.
"I can eat food , and make friends and uhmm ... eat food ~" she said with a cheerful tone ... wait what?
"Wait what!?" I said what I have in mind.
Now this is hopeless. I did a facepalm because of how *common* is this commoner. So she's just a child who loves to eat and likes playing with others. This commoner , is more worse than having no familiars.
I sighed when she said that. That was weird , im really annoyed at her but I feel so forgiving. Is it because she's a child? , anyway ... a familiar is a familiar , i'll give her a punishment.
I came through my dresser and started to unclothe my uniform and I throw it all to my servant. I take my nightgown and immediately wore it before looking at her.
"Yay ~ new clothes! ~" she said in joy , I think she misunderstand something.
"No , that's mine ... I just want you to wash it off and wake me up at dawn." I said while flatly staring at her.
"Wash? is it yummy?" She asked with a curious look.
Is this child really stupid!? , even idiots would know that. she is still looking at me with a curious yet happy expression and im really getting annoyed at that.
"You didn't know how to wash some clothes?" I asked while clenching her fist.
She nodded right after I said that. Pretty honest if I say , but it's still means that she didn't know anything! , I did a facepalm because of how stupid this familiar I just got.
"Really ... just asked the maids or the other staff on this school how to wash and also , don't forget to wake me up!" I said before going to bed.
I heard her giggling before going out of the room. A child commoner as a familiar , I really need to endure my entire school year. I hope that child won't ruin my day tomorrow.
After thinking about how bad my day is , I was asleep already.
**Status**
Rumia's Hunger : 90%
Rumia's Mood : 0%
End of Chapter 1