Humans in Equestria
Written By: Mystical Reviewer
Chapter 1
A brony named Dave Colt and a rabid anti-brony named Rob Edansdale were walking home from a normal day of freshman high school. Both of them hated it, and each other, but since their parents were such close friends and stayed at each other's houses every Friday afternoon, they had no choice but to travel together.
"This freaking sucks!" Rob shouted, kicking a wooden plank stuck in the ground over. "My damn phone's battery is dead!"
Dave snorted in amusement. He had unplugged Rob's phone from charging during lunch so the battery would be dead. Rob often would pick on Dave for being a brony, and Dave had wanted payback. Dave however, wasn't quite ready for what was about to happen. Rob walked up behind Dave, reached into his backpack, and pulled out all of Dave's notes for AP music class.
"What the hell, Rob?!" Dave shouted, trying to pick up the papers. However, his hands were quite full at the moment, considering he had his guitar, backpack, and now his loose papers in his hands.
"Don't unplug my phone, you homosexual child." Rob shouted, though some of the anger was leaving his voice.
That comment hit Dave hard, however. Dave had been called similar things by the guys at school because of the fact he was a brony. Rob had even taken his journal and showed off that Dave thought that Twilight Sparkle was "cute". Nobody at school had stood up for Dave, except for a few of the girls. And Dave knew they had only done it because they thought he was hot, and liked his guitar skills. Dave was tempted to shove Rob into the ditch on the side of the road they were walking, but his better judgment got the better of him.
"Bronies aren't gay," Dave shot back coolly, picking up the last of his papers and looking at Rob. "But maybe you are."
Rob was about to shoot back, but suddenly, a bolt of lightning lit up the sky. "We better hurry up," he said, a genuine note of concern in his voice.
"All...right" Dave said, timidly. Dave hated lighting. He didn't like bad weather either.
Rob started hurrying up, being sure to make sure Dave was behind him. As much as he didn't like Dave, he didn't want him to get left behind, or else Dave's parents would be pissed.
"Those are Cumulonimbus clouds, by the way." Dave said, walking next to Rob. Dave was a huge fan of the weather, he had always been, ever since his uncle Ryan had shown him the Weather Channel.
"I don't freaking care, nerd." Rob said, elbowing Dave in the side, and unintentionally getting one of his contact lens to come loose in Dave's eye.
"Ow!" Dave shouted, jerking back. He started trying to get it out, much to Rob's shock.
"Dude, start moving! It's starting to rain!" Rob shouted.
"I can't! My eye..." Dave complained, rubbing furiously.
Suddenly, a weird sensation washed over the two of them, as if they had just slid down a slide and gotten zapped by static electricity.
"Holy sh-" Rob screamed, only to be interrupted as a lighting bolt with a rainbow aura stuck down next to them and pulled them into the air.
"What the hell?!" shouted Dave as they were lifted off the ground. "What kind of lightning bolt lifts you, you, you..." Dave trailed off as a black mist of exertion lashed over him.
The lightning bolt suddenly made a weird noise as both boys traveled to a place Dave would only believe he could see in his dreams...Equestria.
To be continued...
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