Apparently today was not a day when Zoro could lay around the thousand Sunny, sleep anywhere, and say 'piss off I'm sleeping here' to anyone who comes ten feet from him. No, today (y/n) had to be here.

For some strange reason, she was staring intensely at Zoro. Why? Not sure, she does this a lot. This and squeeing loudly. Anyway, (y/n) was sitting by the edge of Zoro's bed, with his back to her. Even when turned around, he could still feel her staring. Finally, he was annoyed enough to actually turn around and say, "What the hell you want now?"

She stood up and said, "Can you stand up for a sec, there's something I want to see." Still irritated, he shrugged and got up. But as he did so, (y/n) ran in circles around him with the speed of light. She put a black mask, black cape, black hat and a thin sword in this hand. Was she trying to turn him into a pirate Batman?... Maybe.[1]

When she finished running, she stood by and grinned, admiring her work. "OUT IN THE NIIIIGHT, WHEN THE FULL MOON IS BRIIIIIIIGHT~," she sang, "COMES A HORESMAN KNOWN AS ZORROOOOOOOOOOOOO..."[2] Zoro could only stare in confusion. He had to keep you away from Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper.


I'm so happy to finally post something after a year of doing nothing. Blame school for taking away my netbook. And yes, I was bored enough to write this. Zoro and Zorro. XD Review?

[1]: I always thought so

[2]: From Crys-chan's story on Lunaescence
I can't put the link, put it's called "One Bold Renegade" by Crys-chan