Ha ha ha this is a story done with the help of ShoesDoNotExist. We do not own any thing of this story! Ummmm well this should be funny….
Oh Merlin! What the Force is Happening?
We meet our characters at a very awkward moment. Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew are all currently gazing rather idiotically at a small group of people who had suddenly appeared in front of them.
"Good, this cannot be" said Yoda, looking at his very new surroundings.
"Hey- that's my line!" pouted Obi-Wan. "Where's Anakin? Come to think of it where are those kids we saw when we first, um, arrived here?"
"Repeat earlier statement, I do"
"I agree with Yoda."
"Mace Windu? You got sucked into this wormhole too?"
"Wormhole, it may not be. Find out more about this galaxy we must."
"Fine. But first I want to find Anakin. It's great he found people his age here, but I think I'd better supervise"
Meanwhile back in the Gryffindor common room…..
"Awesome! So you're really from another galaxy? One that's far, far away?" James asked.
"Yeah." Anakin was having fun. It wasn't often that he got to talk to people his own age.
"And you actually know the creepy goblin elf thing and the other two guys?" this was Sirius.
"Sure do. Names are Yoda, Mace Windu, and my master Obi-Wan."
"Master?" Peter's eyes couldn't get any bigger. Well they could, but they'd explode.
"Kind of like a surrogate father for a Jedi." Now Anakin wasn't having too much fun. Having to explain the ways of the Jedi to complete morons was not a good job for right after traveling a wormhole.
"What the heck's a Jedi? Sounds like a furniture company." No one was ever going to accuse Sirius of being politically correct.
"All right already! Do you want to know the entire history and culture of my galaxy or something!"
"Yes. I'd love to." Remus spoke for the first time, looking up from his book.
Anakin sighed. This was gonna take a while…..
Yoda, Mace, and Obi-Wan decided to systematically search every room in the gigantic castle to look for Anakin. They had barely walked a step inside before they were targeted.
"WEEEE WET WILLY!" Peeves screeched in Mace's ear. Mace looked quite taken aback at this blatantly rude white misty….thing.
"Know this 'Willy', I do not," Yoda began, but Obi-Wan interrupted.
"Great, could you please tell us if you've seen a teenage Jedi padawan around here?"
"Jeedi paddy-what? Peevsie thinks he's come across some crazy people! CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY…."
"SHUT UP PEEVES!" this came from a 5th year Hufflepuff boy, but the Star Wars visitors didn't know that.
"FINALLY! A real person! All right you, tell me where Anakin is before I…"
"Violence is not the way of the Jedi Obi-Wan!" Mace reminded
"Correct, Windu is.", turning to the boy Yoda asked "Now, youngling, seen a padawan your age around have you?"
The boy looked rather shocked. "Who the bloody hell are all of you? I'm a prefect, and I am positive you aren't allowed to be here. Come on, I need to take you to the Headmaster."
"What is this 'bloody hell' you are referring to?" asked Obi-Wan interestedly
"MOVE IT JE-DIE FREAK" Obi-Wan decided he'd better comply.
Sorry this chappie is short….. the story will get longer though. Well I hope you liked it!