Yosh! So, this is my latest story for now! lol! XD Right now, I'm being one of my alter egos, his name is Kai and he's in a very good mood today! xD Anyways, I'm so freaking obsessed with YAOI right now! From SasukexNaruto (Naruto) and LxLight (DN) to SeijixSono (SP) and HikaruxKaoru (OHSHC), I love them all! These four are my current favorites, by the way! xD But anyhow, let's start the story! Woot! Oh, and this is based on the story that's gotten the most votes in my previous poll! Woot!

Gaara: Why the hell do you have to be here?! (points at Sai furiously)

Sai: Ah...matte ne, Gaara-kun... Let's just see what our princess have to say... (smiles and glances at Koneko)

Koneko: (sweatdrop) Um...let me just call out for Kai-kun! (hits head)

Kai: Ah...who-? S-Sai... (blushes frantically) W-what are you doing here, S-Sai?

Sai: (smirks) Ohayo...Kai-kun...

Kai: (blushes more) Ah, o-ohayo...

Koneko: (smiles)

Gaara: ... (sweatdrop)

Um...yeah... (laughs sheepishly) Anyways... (coughs) Let's just start the story now! Woot!

Prologue

"So...tell me again..."

The guy sighed and resisted the burning urge to just roll his eyes and left the girl alone. Nevertheless, he knew that it was best if he stayed and listened to what the kunoichi had to say - even if it meant his ears would be pained a lot.

"How the hell did both of you manage to get this bad?!"

His eye twitched a little in annoyance. "I told you already, Sakura...we're just fine..."

"No, you aren't, Sasuke-kun!" the pink-haired female snapped, her voice shrilled slightly. "Not when Naruto is in this condition!"

"Grr..."

"...he still remembers his name, so I suggest you be careful..." the raven spoke, casting his stare at the one that was crouching down in front of him.

"Ah..."

Earlier...

"They're outnumbering us, Naruto! We're never going to make it!"

"Just run, Sasuke!" the blond yelled out, darting from trees to trees as hurriedly as he could. "We'll make it to Konoha in time! Just go faster!"

All of a sudden, the kitsune noticed a kunai that was thrown towards the other male. "Sasuke, watch out!"

Without thinking any further, he jumped to defend Sasuke from the ambush - and as a result, he was hit by the tagged kunai. Grunting in pain, he coughed out blood and fell onto his knees, right in front of the stunned raven. Still staggered, the guy just stayed frozen as he watched Naruto falling unconscious before him. Slowly, his awareness returned to him and he widened his eyes in anger, black pupils swirling dangerously into bloody red orbs.

"Naruto!"

The five enemy ninjas that had been chasing them arrived at the scene just then. "...shit, the boy's an Uchiha!"

"Let's make a run for it!" another one said and all of them were about to flee from the place when Sasuke leaped onto the branch in front of them, his face showed no mercy at all.

"Katon: Gokyaku no Jutsu!" (1)

He made some hand signs and blew out fire from his mouth, scorching all the ninjas to ashes almost immediately. He then let out a low growl before he returned to Naruto who was still lying out cold on the same branch. He grimaced a little he approached the smaller being slowly - and suddenly, he saw something weird hanging down from the boy. His brows furrowed tighter in curiosity - the 'thing' actually looked like a furry orange tail that had a white tip.

'...nande-?'

"Unh..."

The blond stirred out of his little slumber, emitting a low noise that Sasuke swore sounded just like a cat's purr. He jerked back a little when the boy suddenly got up with furrowed brows as he sniffed the air around him suspiciously. The raven just watched as Naruto - who had grown a pair of orange cat's ears with white tips - walked around on all fours, his nose twitching as he smelled the surrounding atmosphere, approaching the guy gradually.

"...oi, dobe," he braved himself to talk. "What are you doing?"

The smaller one's ears twitched around and it looked up at the male, sniffing him a little. Then, all of a sudden, it threw itself onto the raven with a loud delightful meow, causing the both of them to fall onto the branch with Sasuke on his back and Naruto on top of him. The blond purred out as it embraced the taller of the two, their cheeks rubbed against each other. The guy could not hide the blush that was forming on his face as he tried his hardest not to drip blood from his nose.

"U-usuratonkachi! What are you trying to pull?! Get off me, damn it!" he said, pushing the boy away with no avail.

"Meow..."

Sasuke stared at the pained expression on the boy's face. Somehow, he felt sorry for the little...being - and the other half of him was turned on just by seeing the cute pouting face of the kitsune...neko...whatever. 'Kuso...' he thought, trying to prevent himself from having a nosebleed from the view in front of him. 'This is bad for my health... What the hell am I supposed to do now? With the dobe...he seems not to remember anything...'

"Meow..." a whine-like meow came from Naruto, his lips pouting oh-so adorably. "Me-ow..."

"...nandayo, dobe?" he growled a little, not liking the fact that a tent was building up in his pants.

Upon hearing his nickname, the blond's eyes glittered in happiness as he tackled the raven once again, purring joyfully. "Meow...purr..."

"Geez, okay, okay...stop glomping me already..."

The boy stared at the raven before he pounced on him again - and unexpectedly, he kissed the guy. Sasuke, stunned by the sudden act, stayed frozen as Naruto continued to kiss him happily, licking his lips every now and again. Then, slowly, the taller of the two regained his senses and he immediately pushed the blond away from him, several shades of red covered his porcelain face as he stared at the smaller one in disbelief.

"What...what the hell do you think you were doing, dobe?!"

"Meow..." the boy pouted and puffed his cheeks, his whiskers(2) twitching around.

"..." the raven felt like banging his head to a wall by then. "Geh...just great, I'm talking to a half dobe-half cat right now..."

"...meow?"

The guy, who had already gotten to his feet, stared down at the blond before he crouched down beside him. "Oi, dobe...you understand what I'm saying?"

Naruto tilted his head and leaned over to kiss Sasuke again, but the male immediately stopped him and sat in an Indian style as he tried to think what had happened. 'Okay...so he was hit by the kunai... I wonder if it has something to do with the kunai...' He then stood up and walked towards where the boy was lying when he was hit earlier. He looked around for the kunai and found it lying on the branch. Picking it up, he examined it carefully.

'...a tagged kunai, huh? Maybe the tip's poisoned...' he thought - when the boy suddenly got behind him and started purring as he rubbed his head against the raven's back, much to his surprise. "O-oi, dobe! Stop that! I'm trying to think, damn it!"

"Meow...purr...."

The guy let out a sigh and turned back to the kunai in his hand. 'It's better if I just get this back to Konoha...'

"...come on, dobe," Sasuke got to his feet. "We'll return to Konoha..."

((To be continued))

Um...yeah. So, this is the first chapter of 'Sasuke's Pet', the one that had gotten most votes in my recent poll... But anyways, I hope that you like it! And...please ignore my ranting at the start of this chappy - it was stupid, and I don't really want to think about it right now... (laughs nervously) Anyhow, I hope you enjoyed this! Please review! Woot! Ja ne, minna-san!

(1) I hope that's the right spelling for it... (sweatdrop)

(2) If you're wondering, Naruto's a half-cat now, and his whisker-like scars had grown out and became real whiskers!